How come me riding crop works on a broom? And how come I can't just use it on meself to run faster?
Why is the Squeakie Priestie standing in water up to her chin in the Swamp of Sorrows?
Where's the flesh beast non-combat pet I oughtta get fer hittin' exalted with da Consortium?
What happened to Teej after she left Club Half-Past-Nine and did she need to call 911?
What goes on when I walks past the guards at Scarlet Monastery, and they don't respond or nuthin'? Did I get some sort of "You can't see me! Whoohoo!" passive ability last time I was at the trainer and he not mention it? Or do they just say to theyselves "Oh crap! This muggerchugger looks serious! Let's pretend we don't see him and maybes he'll go away."
Why does a taunt only last six seconds? Did they forget I just called their mother a skanky ho with mismatched armor?
How come when I put on a helmet me beard and braids disappear?
Has Lady Vashj ever posed for a pin-up calendar?
Who'd win a footrace? Murmur or Ragnaros?
Why did it have to be oozes?
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How come me riding crop works on a broom? And how come I can't just use it on meself to run faster?
Because you are actively chasing the carrot while on the mount to pass the time. You can't use it on foot because you have other games to play while walking.
Why is the Squeakie Priestie standing in water up to her chin in the Swamp of Sorrows?
If she went further she'd be drowning
Where's the flesh beast non-combat pet I oughtta get fer hittin' exalted with da Consortium?
They smuggled all of them to the Scryers now
What happened to Teej after she left Club Half-Past-Nine and did she need to call 911?
Hopefully we get an explanation
What goes on when I walks past the guards at Scarlet Monastery, and they don't respond or nuthin'? Did I get some sort of "You can't see me! Whoohoo!" passive ability last time I was at the trainer and he not mention it? Or do they just say to theyselves "Oh crap! This muggerchugger looks serious! Let's pretend we don't see him and maybes he'll go away."
They hope you'll go away if you don't actively mess with them because you gained a putrid smell as you leveled and its very hard to get rid of it once you hit someone who has that odor. Much like the Seinfeld episode of "The Smelly Car"
Why does a taunt only last six seconds? Did they forget I just called their mother a skanky ho with mismatched armor?
Because hitting them with a weapon or a spell is much more hurtful than your words
How come when I put on a helmet me beard and braids disappear?
Helmets require eating hair to live
Has Lady Vashj ever posed for a pin-up calendar?
What about Sylvanas Windrunner?
Who'd win a footrace? Murmur or Ragnaros?
Depends upon what they're racing across
Why did it have to be oozes?
Oozes are more popular than jello
1. the bristles on the broom are alive, so when you hit them with your riding crop, they work harder. the reason it don't work on you is because it would cause your butt to hurt, who wants that?!
2. The Sqeakster used to be an alligator in her past life.
3. Ogres stole them to use in their stews
4. She don't even know yet.
/questions credibility of the story
5. They are auditioning for the royal guard at Buckingham Palace.
6. Maybe they thought is over and eventually agreed with you :)
7. You have to use your hair as an insulator for that cold helm on those cold Outland nights.
8. You don't subscribe to the Women of WoW calendar? You gotta get, it's hawt!
9. You might want to make the race longer than a foot... it could be quite boring.
10. It's because everyone like ooze and ahhs... :)
How come me riding crop works on a broom?
It's going to be even weirder when it starts working on the aeroplanes.
These is all great answers, guys. Thanks fer clearin' things up a bit for me.
WRT "Patch 2.3 Notes" "What, you want more? Pfft. Go to a blog written by someone who gives a fuhg about you and yer issues."
I giggled out loud.... GOL
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