Tuesday, January 31, 2012

"You Could Arrange The Bodies In Geometric Patterns..."

...from here to the horizon, and it would never be enough."

And it weren't enough fer Gotham's favorite clown ta defeat the Scourge of God. Were close, but in the end Attila triumphed over teh Joker 66 ta 58. This week we's got less massacrations and more wacky hijinks, from a coupla Hollywood's greatest tricksters. New poll's up in the sidebar, as usuals.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Sh*t Galertruby Sez

Nobody likes a good meme more'n young Galertruby, so he's done asked me fer ta let him post this one. Here it be.

Gllah gahr allahhgrl ghallagl gah.

Agglh ahghlagla agh grrhal, gallha gra gahhllha gallraghl ahl lagglarh.

Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl.

Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl.

Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl.

Ghrallhahl gha gahrrlagahr agh gahlagh.

- agh gahlagh.

- agh glha gahlagh.

- agh glha arggl gahlagh.


Gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh, gahhl aghhr garahhghlahhrgh aghraahl glhahhl gahhlah.

Laggharlag agglha gah.

Aglh aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah.

/air guitar

Agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahr glahhr, ga gallhahl.

Glarhga allahgl gaha arhglaglh, ghlarghl agahal gah agglaha glahgrl.

/drum solo

Grhah allahhgrl gllah ghallagl gahr.

Aghhrla glaghhlh glahh, aglhha gllah gahhllrah gah gahllragl.


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Humans Fergets How Short They Is...

...until one day there ain't no gnomes or dwarves in the raid fer ta make'em feel tall

Sunday, January 22, 2012

"I's Shocked, SHOCKED! To Find What There Be Nerfing In DS!"

"Your five percent buff, sir."

"Oh, thank you very much."
/slip bag of buff into pocket
"Everybody QQ at once!"

Yup, Captain Renault'd be proud.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

The Most Interesting Gnome In Sholazar Basin

The Oracles and the Frenzyhearts compete to be exalted with him.

His Kungaloosh can loosh a kunga.

The Avatar of Freya seeks him out for advice on gardening.

Hemet Nessingwary and Arch Druid Lathorius come to his house every Thursday to play bridge.

He is ... the Warrior with No Name.

"I don't always ride a mount, but when I do, I ride a crocolisk. Stay anonymous, my friends."

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Two Buggers With "The" In They's Names

I loves it when we has a close one. Mad Max and Mr. Toad was neck-and-neck there, but in the end Max hit the nitro boost and took the lead. Final tally: Mad Max 43, J Thaddius Toad, Esq. 39. Yay on them.

This time, we's got a couple nasty dudes with sorta similar names. Poll's up in the sidebar, as usual.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Hey! There's Free Candy In The New Kiddie Pool!

"The hell you say."

"Fer reals - is free candy in the new kiddie pool!"

"I like candy."

"Me too, bro."

"Well, let's go get some."

... some time later ....

"Hey this candy is great."

"You know it"

"There's just one thing though."

"What's that?"

"We ain't gettin' all the candy. Them little kiddies is gettin' some of it!"

"What they hell? They don't swim as fast or as gracefuls as us!"

"I know, right? Some of them even has them floatie things on they's arms."

"Some of them is gettin' pulled along in our serious bizness swimmer wakes!"

"Some of them is just standin' up and walkin'!"

"They'd totally drown out in the normal pool."

"They'd drown us if'n they swam in the heroic pool."

"What right got them ta come inta the kiddie pool and take our candy?"

"There oughtta be rules!"


"Nobody should be able ta take the kiddie pool candy unless they shows they can swim in the big pool first!"

"Fuckin' A"

"Is damn good candy, too."

"Easy ta get across this kiddie pool too."

"Wanna get some more next week?"

"You know it."

"Cool. Mebbe I'll talk to the owners, see if'n they'll put up a sign, explainin' to the kiddies that the free candy in the kiddie pool is supposed ta go to us."

"At least make'em pass a swimming skill proficiency test first."

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Is Where Mouse Goes To Vashj'ir

Clackssnapsss. Didn't think they were humanoids, didja? Well, they are, sso I'm eatin' their dead flesh. And their brains. Not bad, but could use some cocktail sssauce.

You would think a shaman of the Earthen Circle, masster of the elements, could build a fire sssmart enough to realize that I'm bloody not standing in it and sstop burning me. Yeah, you'd think, but you'd be wrong.

Tra-la-la, tra-la-la. The abomination in the eyess of nature is cheerfully skipping acrosss the bottom of the ocean. Happy happy joy joy. Tra-la-la, tra-la-la.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

State Of The Team

Plan be fer ta kill Deathwing with as many of us is possible, before we's all kung fu fightin'. Is a lot more appealifyin' than just me or Kinna killin' him overs and overs again. So I's makin' some notes fer meself fer ta see where we stand. Feels free ta disregard.

Geared fer LFR or betterRatshag, Kinnavieve
Geared fer wellroicsPalintera (365)
85th seasonFink (352)
Alayda (334)
Phoenicia (333)
Ratdorf (299)
In CataclysmMaurice (81)
Danger Mouse (80)
In NorthrendKalishna (78)
The Warrior With No Name (78)
Ellspeth (75)
Jinnik (74)
Gogmoth (70)

"Pain"? "Agony"? Is just gonna get worse, you fluggerthudder.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

TRANSMOGALYPSE! Ellspeth: Green + Purple = Evil, Right?

Hi everyone! I know, I know, I already have a mog outfit, but when I saw this dress in the auction house I just had to have it. I mean, purple to represent magic, and green to represent the remorseless demonic energies I use to mercilessly rip the souls from those who annoy me and send them off to eternal torment in an unspeakable hell dimension. Plus, it brings out the color in my eyes!

So, here's the four one one:
Head: Amethyst Beholder Eye
Chest: Darkmist Wraps
Shoulders: Bog Mantle
Hands: Flamehandler's Gloves
Waist: Felheart Belt
Legs: Cindercloth Pants
Feet: Darkmist Boots
Weapon: Staff of Beasts

Friday, January 6, 2012

Singin' Some Priest. Pugs Love Priest.

So I'm heading out to the highway
I got nothing to lose at all...hic!
I'm gonna do it my way
Take a chance before I fall...hic!
A chance before I fall!



Pugs love Priest.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

"Where Is Your Ogre Army NOW, Fruit Vendor?"

Looks like after five years of ceaseless apple struggles, Cro's takin' a break at the Darkmoon Faire. Good fer him.

Get Yer Motor Runnin'. Head Out On The Highway.

So, our last poll of 2011 showed Tesla winnin' solidlies over Leonardo, 74 ta 36. Ivana the Distributor of Exotic Chocolates, what shares an office with me RL Avatar and be from Serbia, thanks you buggers.

This week we's got automotive mayhem. Cast yer votes in the sidebar, as usual.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

A Whole New Fluggerjumpin' World

So whar be me Arabian princess? And me lamp? There's supposed to be a lamp.


...and oh yeah a monkey.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Is Always Dangerous When An Orc Gets An Idea

Had me a vision on me way home from the Object-Oriented Cubicle Of Shame And Frustration this night. It were a vision of an association of folks, unconstrained by the restrictions of serververses or guilds, hooking up one night a week fer a insult-free, "gogogo"-free, afk-until-is-time-fer-ta-roll-on-loot-free, dps-meter-free LFR run. Is this possibles? That be a good glubbernuggin' question.

Blizz be implementin' Battle Tag, finallies acceptin' what me Real Name be Ratshag, and a lotta other buggers' real names be they's names too. Don't know how this gonna look when it gets ta Azeroth, though. Will we be able fer ta organize cross-realm raids with it? Right now, as I understandifies it, RealID craps out at five buggers, and if'n they keeps that limit then the vision be dead on fuhggin' arrival.

Next issue, of course, is would enough of you buggers be interesteds enough fer ta turn out, if'n I handled the (really fuhggin' minimal) logistics? I know this wouldn't be fer everyone, and structurin' yer time fer what would kinda be mostly a really big pug don't always work out, and is sumthin' what could fall apart withouts warnin', especiallies if'n we ain't ables fer ta get the right mix of folks.

I rather likes me vision, though, and I'd kinda like fer ta see if'n it could be made a reals. If'n Blizz makes Battle Tag the way it'd need fer ta be, and if'n there's interest. So I's runnin' it up the flagpole now, just fer ta see if'n anyone wants ta salute. (This ain't no sign-up sheet - I wouldn't consider anythin' stated here fer ta bindin' in any way shape or formula, so don't worries about leavin' yerself rooms ta wiggle.)