Romeo and Juliet would have been set on a PvP server.
When Lady MacBeth told MacBeth ta screw his courage ta the sticking place, he'd have replied "Yeah, but do the king drop any upgrades for me?"
Instead of "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more", King Harry woulda said "Let's do this!"
Richard III would have been willing to trade his kingdom for a rusted proto-drake and 310 flying.
The Merry Wives of Windsor would be planning to re-roll worgen druids in Cataclysm.
Instead of "Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war", Anthony woulda said "Kill skull first, then X. Sheep moon."
"Taming the Shrew" would be a 10-point achievement.
Julius Caesar would have avoided assassination by popping his treants, rooting Brutus, running out of the Senate and then shadowmelding.
The Merchant of Venice would offer rare crafting recipes on a twelve-hour timer.
Instead of the Saint Crispin's Day speech, King Harry woulda given the Leroy Jenkins speech.
Othello and Iago would always be blaming Desdemona for not holding aggro.
Hamlet sooooo woulda blown up the guild with his drama.