Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Gone Fishin'

Hello you buggers.

Is been a helluva run these past few years, hasn't it? I's gone ta many places, I's hit a lotta muggerflunpers with me axe, and I's met a whole lotta exotic wimmens. Not bad fer a simple orc from Durotar. But I think the time has come fer me ta hang it up. I may have a thing ta say from time ta time, but in general me blogging days is done. So on behalf of Kinnavieve, Danger Mouse, Palintera, Galertruby, Vyprania, and everybody else, I says thanks fer readin', thanks fer the comments, and thanks fer the good times.

Take care youselves, and keep findin' yer fun, whatevers that may be.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Is Friday Night Drunken Singings, With Guests

I was just a shkinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nurshery (I tells ya!)
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a glubbernumpin' naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
Hey! ...hic!
Hey hey!

Lady Vashj
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody elshe'sh lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake ...hic!
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful thingsh surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the shea
Under the shea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me! ...hic!

Danger Mouse
All dresssed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my sshoulder
Waiting for an invitation to arrive ...hic!
Goin' to a party where no one'sh sshtill alive

I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the sshtreet
I was hit by something last night in my ssleep ...hic!
It's a dead man'sh party
Who could assshk for more
Everybody'sh comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and sshoul at the door . . .

I'm shorry, I don't have time for shinging - I gotta go shave Lady Jessh'sh paladin ...hic! *giggle*

When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' thish and I'm deshtroying that
And I'm tryin' to make some Nelf ...hic!
Who tellsh me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on losing shtreak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get me no, I can't get me no
I can't get no shatisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no shatisfaction!

Jenny don't loshe my number
I need to make you mine
Jenny you got my number ...hic!

I wrote it, I wrote it, I wrote my number on the wall ...hic!
I wrote it, I wrote it, for a good time, for a good time call!

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives an elemental lord inshane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill ...hic!
Goodneshsh gracious great ballsh of fire!

Too shoon, you have interrupted my singing too soon Executosh, what ish the meaning of this....?

Aglha glharhal
Ghagaha gha algalalha garh
Aglha glharhal
Glaragga gahalgh aggahrl ghagl!

Gaghaha aglah agghr laghalagh
Grahagl, gaghaha glhahg agrgha laghahrag.
Glhaggla agg larhg galhagga ghaha alahg,
Glah! gahaghga gahlgal allahg glha.

Agghl! Agghl! Agghl agghl agghl!
*drum solo*

I lay my head on the railroad track
And wait for the double-E ...hic!
The Flame Leviathan don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me ...hic!

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young raiders won't let me be
Lord have merchy on me
Woe ish me...

No matter where you go
I will find you
In the place with no frontiersh
No matter where you go
I will find you
If it takes a thoushand yearsh.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Is Where Phoenicia Nearly Gets Turned Into A Newt

Ach, Tabetha, I'm rilly soory aboot yon wee beastie. Ah dinna know the rascal would follow me into yuir lovely home. Ah .... that strappin' lad of yuirs wouldnae happen ta be a skinner, would he?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Some Things, They Never Change

About a minute after I took this picture, I fell in the lava. Again.

What can I say? I's just a simple orc...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

A Big Wall Of Purple

Is gotta say big hairy congo rats ta Kinnavieve, what done now has an epic item in every slot of her tanking gear. Is first time anyone in Team Ratshag done pulled this off. Back when I were raiding with Aetherial Circle in me dwarfish disguise I done came close, but I still had me a green trinket from Zangarmarsh days. Is were 'cause there were bugger-all for shadow priest trinks in SSC and TK and Hyjal, the places we was doing. I were hoping I'd get me a chance fer ta see Illidan and get him ta hands over Gul'dan's skull, him having been me second cousin twice removed on me mother's side and all, but we never progressed that far and some other glubbernudder in another guild done got it. Prolly the Mana Battery Bitch, who been missing in action ever since. But I digressifies.

Anywho, Kinna's packin' a whoppin' seventeen epics. Gotta give big thanks ta Flame, the Gun-Lovin' Dwarf Chick-Lovin' Dead Spacegoat Chick fer helpin' her out with the bracers fer ta finish the job. Though Kinna says Flame's a noob fer not takin' her money after. Hear that Flame? She's callin' you a noob! You gonna take that? I's tellin' Kinna she needs fer ta get her Explorer tabard outta the bank so as to have an epic tabard ta go with. Then we gotta finds a tailor what can stitch up an epic shirt. No idea what that'd look like, but she should have one. She's representing the team, after all.