Saturday, December 15, 2007


The Planar Edge: 5 Primal Mights, 20 Primal Shadows, 2 Hardened Adamantite Bars, 12 Felsteel Bars, 1 Master Axesmith

Guile of Khoraazi: 199 gold, 51 silver, 72 copper, several thousand dead ogres

The Helm of Evil Laughter: 17 summons of the Headless Horseman, 1 very lucky loot roll

The Look on High Inquisitor Sally Whitemane's face when I busted into her Cathedral with nuthin' else equipped?



Anonymous said...



Traxus said...

That last shot is excellent. Great blog, thanks for the laughs.

Lance said...

Ratty that is awesome. i must try this.

Anonymous said...

Excellent. I was going to say LOL but someone beat me to it.

Hell with it. LOL.

Dammerung said...



Dagashai said...

You are WAY too attached to that helm. Full cover metal is for dwarves and tauren, not good lookin orcs.

Anonymous said...

dear mister the ratshag,
those kept me not straight faceified.
I's thinks they's might needs to goes to Mastercard fors they's advertisingments.


PS - I's still learnifying Orc. Please forgive any grammatic.... grandmaitcal.... grandpia.... bugger it. Pleases to overlooks my fughups.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you've moved over to Blogger, I kept wanting to comment but didn't want to sign up for Vox. Love your blog, been reading for a little while now :)

- Blume, gnome mage, EU Twilight's Hammer.

TeePee said...

best... post... ever!

love your work ratty, keep it coming ;-)

Anonymous said...

Oh my lord. Kept me cracked up for a good ten minutes.

Keep it coming. :)

Anonymous said...


I'm going to be laughing at this for a long time to come. Especially that last picture.

Keep up the good work. And blame BRK for the link love :)

Sabiba and Sabertooth
Cenarion Circle

Mana Battery Bitch said...

Lovin' it!

Breana said...

ROFFLE! That was just fantastic!

Anonymous said...

WTH? I thought I LMAO'd already...but that's okay...I got a chance to laugh again.

Although...I think Dagashai may have a point about that helm!

Anonymous said...

LOL That's great Ratshag. Though I'm wondering now how long its been since you've changed underwear since it's quite brown looking.

Gauntlet said...

That last shot makes you look like a damn creepy sonuvofanorc.

Also - HA!

Ratshag said...

Glad you buggers liked this one. I hads me some fun doing it.

@Dag, Kestrel - Show me another epic helm what got green smoke coming out and goes "Bwahahahahahaha!!!!" and I'll considers switching.

@Sonvar - yer supposed ta change'em? You sure?

Anonymous said...

Yeah I guess you're right. Shouldn't really have to change them until they don't stay on anymore. Because if they can't stay on whats the point of having then?

Jesse said...


you made my day.

rogue leveling guide said...

That helm is insane! Ugh don't talk about that monastery that I've wasted too many hours of my life in! :P

Congratulations btw!