"The hell you say."
"Fer reals - is free candy in the new kiddie pool!"
"I like candy."
"Me too, bro."
"Well, let's go get some."
... some time later ....
"Hey this candy is great."
"You know it"
"There's just one thing though."
"What's that?"
"We ain't gettin' all the candy. Them little kiddies is gettin' some of it!"
"What they hell? They don't swim as fast or as gracefuls as us!"
"I know, right? Some of them even has them floatie things on they's arms."
"Some of them is gettin' pulled along in our serious bizness swimmer wakes!"
"Some of them is just standin' up and walkin'!"
"They'd totally drown out in the normal pool."
"They'd drown us if'n they swam in the heroic pool."
"What right got them ta come inta the kiddie pool and take our candy?"
"There oughtta be rules!"
"Standards!"
"Nobody should be able ta take the kiddie pool candy unless they shows they can swim in the big pool first!"
"Fuckin' A"
"Is damn good candy, too."
"Easy ta get across this kiddie pool too."
"Wanna get some more next week?"
"You know it."
"Cool. Mebbe I'll talk to the owners, see if'n they'll put up a sign, explainin' to the kiddies that the free candy in the kiddie pool is supposed ta go to us."
"At least make'em pass a swimming skill proficiency test first."
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Get the feeling Shelly loves it?
I think Shelly liked it.
That said!
I also loved it. I am SO SICK of the bnet forums just scrolling with pages of MAD ABOUT LOOT.
Great post :)
But without the people around saving the drowning kiddos they would all be dead floating at the bottom.
Kiddos in the kiddie pool? definitely! It's what it's there fore.
But babies should not be reaching for candy they will choke on. Where's the mommy and daddy to save the kid without floaties from drowning?
Bravo. And get em' off my lawn while yer at it.
@Shelly, @Shelly, @Shelly, @Shelly, @Shelly, and @Shelly
Easy there, Tex!
@Skraps, @Pradzha
Yeah, I thinks mebbe she did.
@Shy
Fair point. If'n there weren't no free candy, there wouldn't be no pro swimmers, and clearlies LFR would suffer, mebbe fatally. I thinks the results show what Blizz done a very good job of findin' the right balance.
@Bristal
I shall wave me cane at'em.
My army of alts approves of the free candy in the kiddie pool.
If it weren't for the kiddie pool candy, my Pally would be eating brussel sprouts. All. Day. Long.
And he hates brussel sprouts.
And I hate trying to make him eat them.
I say the more candy the better.
This was great!
Dear Ratshag,
I love you in a totally platonic way.
Love,
Khol
Does being flirted with by a nelf count as candy?
@tkc
Team Ratshag do too.
@Kusamoto
I fuhggin' hates fluggernubbin' brussel jumperluggin' sprouts.
@Zwingli
Thankees!
@Khol Drake
That's cool, bro. We all knows what it be Mouse ya wants ta do the nasty with.
@Lui
Only if'n it gives ya a four piece bonus.
While I do loves me some free candy, ya gotta be able to wade out there yourself and get it without relying on the taller folks who can get the candy from the bottom of the deep end.
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