Saturday, January 30, 2010

Is Where Ratter's RL Avatar Says Sumthin'

Hello, you buggers.

Me RL avatar, he got sumthin' he be wantin' ta say to all of ya. Now, he's a good lad, does his dailies and all, but he do suffer from the delusion what he be the real one and I'm the one what be a buncha pixels. Hehehe. What a noob. But we's gonna humor the kid, and listen ta his wordifying.

/break the fourth wall

Hi everyone.

I wanted to take a few minutes to let everyone know some things that have been going on here in the real world, and explain a bit about why I had to take a few months off.

Back when I was raiding with Aetherial Circle over on Drenden, we had a resto druid in the guild by the name of Shianti. There were a number of characters in that outfit, but in addition to being a really good raider she had a personality that was funny and colorful and nice, and it felt natural to include her in some of my posts. Whether she was trying to farm Badges of Justice or flirting with Maurice or helping Kinnavieve in her attempts to get some epic pants to drop, it was always fun to have her here.

Last year, Shianti and I started getting to know each other outside of the game. Instead of Shianti and Ratshag we became Julie and Michael. We found we had a lot of things in common, one of which turned out to be a strong mutual attraction. We began flying out to see each other for weekends, which turned into longer and longer visits. She applied for a nursing job in my hometown, and was offered a position for significantly better pay than what she was making. We made plans on how we wanted to spend our lives together. Things were going great.

In October, we got hit with several pieces of bad news. By far the biggest of these though was that Julie was diagnosed with Stage 3 breast cancer. To fight it, she immediately had to start four months of chemotherapy, with surgery to follow. Of course, this meant putting our plans on hold and focusing on just getting through the here-and-now. Putting the time and effort into working on this silly little blog just was something I didn't have the heart for at that time, so I put up my "gone fishing" post.

One of the good things to come out of Julie's cancer has been the overwhelming support and encouragement we have gotten from our friends and family, both in the real world and in WoW. If this story sounds familiar, yes, my Julie is the same Julie that John the Big Bear Butt Blogger and all the other great people in the Sidhe Devils guild (where we currently have our Alliance toons) organized the
Raid for the Cure for. It was a really thoughtful gesture, and the effort and enthusiasm that people put into it, as well as the many generous donations to the Susan G. Komen for the Cure charity, really meant a lot to both of us.

So now, three months later, how are things? Julie is two-thirds of the way through the treatment. It's a rotten process, with a lot of nausea, bone pain, fatigue, hair loss and lots of other minor crap. But the tumors have all shrunk significantly, and some have gone away completely. Her odds of surviving the next five years have gone up a lot. She had to postpone starting her new job, of course, but they were very understanding and it looks like it is all go for her to start in March. (It helps that she is awesome nurse and they really really want her ;) ) Things are looking up, and I felt ready to start thinking about blogging again.

One last thing - I wanted to say thanks for all the lovely comments, both when I stopped in October and when I started again this week. Need More Rage is something I enjoy writing, and I am glad so many of you enjoy reading it. Okay, enough of my yapping, let me hand you back to the orc.


Yeah huh. Great googly moogly that boy talked a lot, but it seemed real fuhggin' importants ta him. Okies, that's all fer today, all though if yer intersted is a post from Vyprania recentlies over at Need More Words. Is all serious and emotionals and whatnots, so is there and not here.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Is Guess Who

You raiders thought you done finished off Naxxramas last year. Cleared the wings, broke down the doors ta Kel'thingamabob's sanctum, killed the cat, brought it down in flames. Course you thought that was it. But then, so did them buggers what did the same out in the Plaguelands three years ago. Ol' Arthas be a slippery bluggernubber, though, and he went and respawned the whole damn place fer ta cause mischief up yer arses while ya be chargin' inta the Ice Cream Citadel.

Is not to worry though. We few, we happy few, we band of buggers in the Purge got yer backs. Tonight we busted in and told Patches it were time to play. Was only eight of us: Zinzi what Gives Good Resurrection, Tarsius the grumpy Druid, Bash (not, not that one, the other Bash), Rym with his arcane blasts set to Hocus Pocus, Throttle the Tinker, Mr. Hoof (all tan and rested after a few months off), Big Bad Guun, and yers truly. We had on our shiny new epics bought with Emblems of Welfare, and while we'd mostly none of us been there before, we meant business.
Patches is a big fella, but not really any brighter than Mograth the Death Nugget, and me and Big Guun had no troubles standing him up. Took a while fer ta get the healing sorted out, but once it were he went down like so much uncooked maggot-infested meat. Is more ta go, but we's gonna extend that raid lockout thingy 'til Naxx be secured. Again. Fer the third time.

Oh, and by the ways? I's back.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Gone Fishin'

Hello you buggers.

Is been a helluva run these past few years, hasn't it? I's gone ta many places, I's hit a lotta muggerflunpers with me axe, and I's met a whole lotta exotic wimmens. Not bad fer a simple orc from Durotar. But I think the time has come fer me ta hang it up. I may have a thing ta say from time ta time, but in general me blogging days is done. So on behalf of Kinnavieve, Danger Mouse, Palintera, Galertruby, Vyprania, and everybody else, I says thanks fer readin', thanks fer the comments, and thanks fer the good times.

Take care youselves, and keep findin' yer fun, whatevers that may be.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Is Friday Night Drunken Singings, With Guests

Ratshag
Hey!
I was just a shkinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nurshery (I tells ya!)
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a glubbernumpin' naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
Hey! ...hic!
Hey!!!
Hey hey!
GET ON YER GLUBBERCHUGGIN' BIKES AND RIDE LIKE LUGGERFLUMPERSH! ...hic!

Lady Vashj
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody elshe'sh lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake ...hic!
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful thingsh surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the shea
Under the shea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me! ...hic!

Danger Mouse
All dresssed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my sshoulder
Waiting for an invitation to arrive ...hic!
Goin' to a party where no one'sh sshtill alive

I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the sshtreet
I was hit by something last night in my ssleep ...hic!
It's a dead man'sh party
Who could assshk for more
Everybody'sh comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and sshoul at the door . . .

Palintera
I'm shorry, I don't have time for shinging - I gotta go shave Lady Jessh'sh paladin ...hic! *giggle*

Illidan
When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' thish and I'm deshtroying that
And I'm tryin' to make some Nelf ...hic!
Who tellsh me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on losing shtreak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get me no, I can't get me no
I can't get no shatisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no shatisfaction!

Maurice
Jenny don't loshe my number
I need to make you mine
Jenny you got my number ...hic!
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309

I wrote it, I wrote it, I wrote my number on the wall ...hic!
I wrote it, I wrote it, for a good time, for a good time call!

Ragnaros
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives an elemental lord inshane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill ...hic!
Goodneshsh gracious great ballsh of fire!

Too shoon, you have interrupted my singing too soon Executosh, what ish the meaning of this....?

Galertruby
Aglha glharhal
Ghagaha gha algalalha garh
Aglha glharhal
Glaragga gahalgh aggahrl ghagl!

Gaghaha aglah agghr laghalagh
Grahagl, gaghaha glhahg agrgha laghahrag.
Glhaggla agg larhg galhagga ghaha alahg,
Glah! gahaghga gahlgal allahg glha.

Agghl! Agghl! Agghl agghl agghl!
*drum solo*

Yogg-Saron
I lay my head on the railroad track
And wait for the double-E ...hic!
The Flame Leviathan don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me ...hic!

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young raiders won't let me be
Lord have merchy on me
Woe ish me...

Kinnavieve
No matter where you go
I will find you
In the place with no frontiersh
No matter where you go
I will find you
If it takes a thoushand yearsh.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Is Where Phoenicia Nearly Gets Turned Into A Newt

Ach, Tabetha, I'm rilly soory aboot yon wee beastie. Ah dinna know the rascal would follow me into yuir lovely home. Ah .... that strappin' lad of yuirs wouldnae happen ta be a skinner, would he?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Some Things, They Never Change

About a minute after I took this picture, I fell in the lava. Again.

What can I say? I's just a simple orc...

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

A Big Wall Of Purple

Is gotta say big hairy congo rats ta Kinnavieve, what done now has an epic item in every slot of her tanking gear. Is first time anyone in Team Ratshag done pulled this off. Back when I were raiding with Aetherial Circle in me dwarfish disguise I done came close, but I still had me a green trinket from Zangarmarsh days. Is were 'cause there were bugger-all for shadow priest trinks in SSC and TK and Hyjal, the places we was doing. I were hoping I'd get me a chance fer ta see Illidan and get him ta hands over Gul'dan's skull, him having been me second cousin twice removed on me mother's side and all, but we never progressed that far and some other glubbernudder in another guild done got it. Prolly the Mana Battery Bitch, who been missing in action ever since. But I digressifies.

Anywho, Kinna's packin' a whoppin' seventeen epics. Gotta give big thanks ta Flame, the Gun-Lovin' Dwarf Chick-Lovin' Dead Spacegoat Chick fer helpin' her out with the bracers fer ta finish the job. Though Kinna says Flame's a noob fer not takin' her money after. Hear that Flame? She's callin' you a noob! You gonna take that? I's tellin' Kinna she needs fer ta get her Explorer tabard outta the bank so as to have an epic tabard ta go with. Then we gotta finds a tailor what can stitch up an epic shirt. No idea what that'd look like, but she should have one. She's representing the team, after all.