Friday, October 9, 2009

Is Friday Night Drunken Singings, With Guests

I was just a shkinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nurshery (I tells ya!)
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a glubbernumpin' naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
Hey! ...hic!
Hey hey!

Lady Vashj
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody elshe'sh lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake ...hic!
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful thingsh surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the shea
Under the shea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me! ...hic!

Danger Mouse
All dresssed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man over my sshoulder
Waiting for an invitation to arrive ...hic!
Goin' to a party where no one'sh sshtill alive

I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the sshtreet
I was hit by something last night in my ssleep ...hic!
It's a dead man'sh party
Who could assshk for more
Everybody'sh comin', leave your body at the door
Leave your body and sshoul at the door . . .

I'm shorry, I don't have time for shinging - I gotta go shave Lady Jessh'sh paladin ...hic! *giggle*

When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' thish and I'm deshtroying that
And I'm tryin' to make some Nelf ...hic!
Who tellsh me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on losing shtreak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get me no, I can't get me no
I can't get no shatisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no shatisfaction!

Jenny don't loshe my number
I need to make you mine
Jenny you got my number ...hic!

I wrote it, I wrote it, I wrote my number on the wall ...hic!
I wrote it, I wrote it, for a good time, for a good time call!

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives an elemental lord inshane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill ...hic!
Goodneshsh gracious great ballsh of fire!

Too shoon, you have interrupted my singing too soon Executosh, what ish the meaning of this....?

Aglha glharhal
Ghagaha gha algalalha garh
Aglha glharhal
Glaragga gahalgh aggahrl ghagl!

Gaghaha aglah agghr laghalagh
Grahagl, gaghaha glhahg agrgha laghahrag.
Glhaggla agg larhg galhagga ghaha alahg,
Glah! gahaghga gahlgal allahg glha.

Agghl! Agghl! Agghl agghl agghl!
*drum solo*

I lay my head on the railroad track
And wait for the double-E ...hic!
The Flame Leviathan don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me ...hic!

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young raiders won't let me be
Lord have merchy on me
Woe ish me...

No matter where you go
I will find you
In the place with no frontiersh
No matter where you go
I will find you
If it takes a thoushand yearsh.


Skraps said...

Damn it now I am going to be singing Oingo Boingo for the rest of the day!

Grimmtooth said...

"... shave Lady Jessh'sh paladin ..."

Not ... going ... there ...

GAH! Too late!


Misneach said...

I gotta get an invite to one of these parties.

Edyion said...

drunken dwarf on dwarf shaving FTW!

Khol Drake said...

*holds lighter up*

Figworth said...

I loved Galertruby's 'Inna Gadda Da Vida'

Bloodshrike said...

Inventive and funny as always. :)

CC said...

Oh, Illybeans.

Kusamoto said...

those of us quarantined to the house due to Swine Flu always appreciate the drunken singings. Made an otherwise miserable day tolerable :-)

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