Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Successful Hotel Slogans

"Feel the Hyatt Touch."

"The Right Way. The Wyndham Way."

"Relax, it’s Holiday Inn."

"The best surprise is no surprise."

"Discover a hotel that defines a new dimension of luxury."

You buggers notice a pattern? That's right! Ain't none of them hotel chains goes aroun' braggin' "Our innkeeper gots lice!"

Or mebbe he eats lice. Is kinda a ambiguosity, an' I ain't really all that anxious fer ta find out either way.

1 comment:

Redbeard said...

FWIW, when I read the Hyatt quote I choked on my coffee. You see, I knew a woman with the last name of Hyatt, and the resulting mental image wasn't exactly G rated.

(She was no relation to the hotel owners, BTW.)