Monday, October 17, 2011

Mebbe If Tom Cruise Had Four Arms And Green Skin

...or mebbe if the Pope had jumped up and down on Oprah's sofa? Well, what's done is done, and Warlord Urban II done pulled off a solid victory over the spoiled rich kid, 48 ta 27. Don' worry Joel - Princeton could still use a man like you. Because, great googly moogly, have ya seen Princeton?

This week we's going aquatic. Can "just keep swimming" prevail over nuke power? Be sure ta cast yer vote, 'cause otherwise .... well .... actuallies, ta be honest, prolly the universe will just keep right on keepin' on whether ya votes or not. But still. Ya never know.


Steve Hall said...

I was kinda hoping for Aquaman to be one of the combatants.

Aquaman vs. Captain Nemo? WOW...what a death match!

Grimmtooth said...

Maybe he's saving that up for an Aquaman / Namor death match.

scotth said...

This is hardly fair. Captain Nemo can't even breathe underwater.

toolazytologintogoogle said...

Finding Nemo made about 850 mil worldwide.

League of extraordinary gentlemen made about 350 mil.

Nemo wins.

Grimmtooth said...

@toolazy - Throw in all productions of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, including book sales, and I think the good Captain looks a bit more competitive. Bozopants didn't just dream this guy up, he's been around for a while, sinkin ur steamships.

Geek points deducted, your ticket will be punched when you leave.

Ratshag said...

@Grimm, @toolazy-
Another tally ya could go with, if'n that's yer system:
Number warships named USS Nautilus: 4
Number warships named USS Clownfish: 0?

So I guess the navy's done cast its vote. Me, I respect every bugger's right ta go with whatever dang system makes the most sense ta them in these things.