Is where Kinnavieve Sings A Song

Kinnavieve's been tanking some randoms lately, gettin' emblems fer ta buy heirlooms with. Is mostlies been positive experiences, but the other day I heard her mutterin' about some hunter misdirecting onta her while she were gettin mana. Them tankadins, thay does get fussy about  they's mana. They should just run off rage, like regular tanks. Anywho, was laters in the day I heard her singin' some slightly modified Heart....

Caught you in the act
Can't put up with that
Pulling when you shouldn't be
I wanna hear you say you're sorry
'Cause nobody takes advantage of me

Missing the mark, you're shooting in the dark
I'm pulling the wool from my eyes
Baby, don't pull when I'm drinking
It's gonna hurt you if it happens twice

If looks could kill
You'd be lying on the floor
You'd be begging me please please
Kinna don't hurt me no more
If looks could kill
You'd be reeling from the pain
And you'd never pull again
If looks could kill

Is Where Ratters Gives A Grammar Lesson

If RL Was An MMO: Sex

You repeat the same 4-6 moves over and over, unless you're a bear - they just spam swipe.

You need to tune out both 247 random strangers making "anal" jokes, and your spouse sticking their head into the room to ask if you're at a good stopping point.

In addition to a condom, you should always keep a flask, five potions and a fish feast in your wallet.

Someone will always criticize your equipment, or your technique. Or both.

Doing it with a priest is socially acceptable.

You sometimes get someone good by calling out "LFM!", but usually it's just freaks and weirdos.

If it isn't going well, you can just say "afk cat on fire" and leave.

You will sometimes need to get up and move to another location, because the bed is suddenly covered in green toxic ooze. 

At the end, you get a 15-second buff: "Orgasm: a pleasant sensation of release." You will know you have achieved this because there is a small icon in the top right corner of your screen.

Who's That Damn Bell Tollin' Fer?

It's fuhggin' tollin' fer thee, buddernumper. So stop yer askin'.

Ya Can Always Tell Who Be The Good Guys

... 'Cause they's the ones what pays you.

Now, I know, yer thinkin' "Ratters? Ain't Twilight's Hammer evil and all old-god worshippy?" To which I replies, Oh come on. What are the odds that these ancient tablets be the ones what unlocks the secret ta destroying the world? Is gotta be like one in a fuhggin' million.

Oh, and after we was done with the transactions, I asked her if she'd seen Buffy lately. She said she didn't know what I was talkin' about. Guess ya fergets stuff, bein' a walking corpse.

Th' Wee Fellaw Followed Me Haem, Boss

Can Ah keep heem?

Is Where We Secure The Rear

So all you raiding buggers been working on the Ice Cream Social, goin' after the big bad Lich King hisself, and that's a good. But meanwhiles Naxxramas done rose up from the dead again, and be threatenings ta cut off the supply lines.Fortunatelies fer you buggers, the Purge was kept in reserve fer just such an emergencification. And fer the past six months we been cuttin' the place down so's you ain't gots ta worry 'bout it. (Yeah, I know, we's a little slow. Is why we's in the reserve. Work with me here, you buggers.)

So, couple weeks ago we finally made it ta Kel'Thuzad's inner sanctum. Didn't manage fer ta put the bugger down that time, so we went back last night aimings ta take care of business, once and fer all.

Was had Me and Big Bad Guun doing the tankings, and Zinzi what Gives Good Resurrection and Tarsius the Grumpy Druid was joined on heals by newly-minted 80th season shammy Cameron and her Huge Tracts of Land (Cameron be from Team Shianti - yay!). Fer dps we had Rim Who Is Awesome, Unsuptail the Shambler, Bald-as-a-Baby's-Butt Throttle and Bullvyne and his MQSRDPSPDQASAP. Couple of "Remembers what I said 'bout not standing in red circles of screaming death" episodes later, and Mister I-Ain't-Got-A-Butt-Ta-Put-Down-Cause-I-Ain't-Got-Legs was doing his impression of a sparkly bowling ball, and we all picked up a cheesement or two.

Is our group photo, as required by contract. Somehows, Cameron managed fer ta not be in the shot. Is a female orc in the guild fer reals, I swearz! Mebbe I can get K fer ta add her in with her mad leet boss-kill photoshoppings skillz....