He wants me to change into this disguise where? In the ogre outhouse? This is a joke, right? All right, folks, you can come out now and say "Ha ha, Kinna, you were actually going to go in there, weren't you? You noob!"*crickets*
Why can't I just go behind a frickin' tree or something?
Fine. I'll go change in the damn outhouse. I'll just grit my teeth and get it over with. Oh hells. I thought .... it smelled bad .... on the outside ....
What's that moving over there? No, don't look, don't wanna know, don't wanna know, don't wanna know. Maybe I could just consecrate the ground a little. Just a bit, you know, take the edge off, maybe a little more, okay more, c'mon holy fire do your stuff....
BY THE HOLY FRICKIN' LIGHT! This thing just belched at me. That's it! I'm outta here! I'm a-gonna fly to Darnasus, I'm a-gonna rent a room, I'm a-gonna take a shower, I'm a-gonna put this disguise on there, I'm a-gonna send the bill to Malfurion.
Stupid stinky Blizzard grumble grumble bathroom humor mutter not right mutter grumble mother's basements grumble amberseeds grumble grumble ogres grumble mutter out of toilet paper mutter grumble mutter...
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OK Raters, you just about made Kayeri fall out of her chair laughing at that one.
Poor Kinna gets NO RESPECT! I tell you NO RESPECT!
(Hey, us paladins have to watch out for each other since Ghostcrawler is likely to be nerfing us again since DK's got a buff to Death Strike!)
But will that outhouse keep her warm until Han gets the shelter built?
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