 Most days are like all of the othersGo to work, come back home, watch TV! But brother if I had me druthers I'd chuck it and head out to sea. For I dream of the skull and the crossbones, I dream of the great day to come, When I dump the mundane for the old Spanish Main And trade me computer for rum! ARR! |
 T'me,Yo ho, yo ho, It's "Talk Like A Pirate Day" When laptops are benches God gave us for wenches And a sail ain't a low price ta pay! |
 When timbers are shiveredAnd lillies are livered And every last buckle is swashed, We'll abandon our cars For a shipful of ARRRRRs And pund back the grog 'til we're sloshed! Yo ho.... |
 Don't pick up yer phone and say "Hello,Our ten-o-clock meeting's delayed", Ye scrunch up yer face and ye bellow, "AVAST! Ye've been bleedin' BELAYED!" |
 Ye can't keep this fun to yerself, I bet,So sing "Aye!" "ARRR!" "Ayy!" every man! We ain't got much grasp of the alphabet, But a damn good retirement plan! |
 T' me,Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho, It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day! Whatever's in fashion is in for a thrashin' And bein' polite is passe! When it's ev'ry man's duty to grab his proud beauty And let out a hearty YO HO! And if this offends you, hold y'r breath as we sends you Ta Davy Jones' Locker ya go! Yo ho.... |
 We'll tell every banker "Heave to and weigh anchor!"Buy latte with pieces of eight We'll fight to be chosen as cap'n or bosun The loser, o' course, is worst mate! When we hoist Jolly Roger, the landlubbers dodge 'er, We fill 'em with loathing and fear, We'll plunder and pillage each city and village, Or at least clean out Wal-Mart of beer! |
Is big thanks ta Tom Smith fer the lyrics. Is from this most excellent song. Go git a copy, ya scurvy dog!
7 comments:
You, sir orc, win an internet.
Er. Wait.
Arr, but that be the sweetest sound me ears have heard all day! May yer plunder never run dry!
I SEE NO GALERTRUBY.
ARRRR.
Kinna is also missing.
Too bad that I missed Talk like a pirate day completely by not being at home the weekend...
Hey Ratters,
A few co-workers and myself have decided to go into business as privateers. We are looking for a few good men to go to Africa with us and hunt some Somali pirates.
We figure to raise the crew, commandeer a vessel. Someone will start to pay us once we start protecting merchant ships from pirates right?
I always look forward to blog posts from you, they keep making me happy when reading them.
Arrrr!
Aar! I always miss national Talk like a Pirate day. Aar. So it be a good thing then that I always talk like a Pirate anyways. I mean...Aar!!!
Arrrr Ay will take a look at thar jolly video rrrright now, ya filthy pirrrrate!
Or should Ay say "AY Captain!"?
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