Guest Blogger: Axe-Loving Dwarf Chick

Helloo there!

Meh name is Phoenicia, and I are the newest member of Team Ratshag. I are also a member of the Eternal Covenant, which is the Alliance affiliate of Mister Rat's first guild, The Purge. We have a number o' new member od in the guild, and it is a verry exciting time, I tell ya.

Since many o' these new guildies are Night Elves and Draenei (or headbangers, as I call them, since they bang their heads on proper ceilings) I decided to begin my adventures by running to Azuremyst. That was an exciting journey, I can tell ya! But I made it, with only a few scars, and Mister Rat always says that scars just increase a warrior's sex appeal.

Once I got there, I met up with my new guildmates. We have not one, not two, but three druids - Susurra, Rhanne, and Emetib. There's also a trigger-happy hunter named Xanyanca, Ortelianu the shammy, and wee little Baggit the Mage. But as a tank, I are most excited with our healer, a priest named Huoculon. And while I cannae pronounce that, I will say that he are a sexy devil, with horns and tail and necktacles. And one of these days I are going to find out what he are a-wearing under that dress of his!

We started off killing the badies on the Isles of Azuremyst and Bloodmyst. But we soon felt ready for a more serious challenge, and set our eyes upon that clan of druids gone bad in Wailing Caverns. So we've been working our way through it, building our skills, knocking the rust off of the old guild, and having ourselves a jolly good time.
I've been enjoying tanking these mobs. Mister Rat taught me well, and I are doing him proud. There have been some three-pulls, and even when we don't have Baggit with us for crowd control, I are holding aggro like a rock. Well, except for when some of the headbangers get too excited and start attacking while I are still trying to pull them back ta where I want them. But we've been working on that one.
We have been obtaining some very useful items in the Caverns. So far I have picked up the Stinging Viper mace, Kresh's Back for a shield, and the Sporid Cape. I think we are close to having it fully cleared, which will be a nice accomplishment.

Well, that is my tale, so far. Thank ye for stopping by, and keep yuir feet on the ground!

(Mister Rat just asked me to add that we have established that I can drink all of meh guildies under the table. Even Ortelianu. He was verry proud of that.)