Friday, June 24, 2011

If Dr. Seuss Had Played WoW

Horton Punts A Gnome

Nerf Star-Bellied Sneetches!

I Had Trouble Getting To Solla Sellew because I kept getting ganked.

Magatha Grimtotem Can Moo! Can You?

Instead of stacking, The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins would have each taken up a slot in his bags.

Murlocs In Socks

Green Eggs And Ham would give a +20 Stam buff for 30 minutes.

How The Grinch Ninja'd The Guild Bank

Yertle the Turtle would be a tameable rare spawn on an 8-hour timer.

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Goddammit I Hate Fishing

The Lorax would be a dual-specced resto / elemental Shaman.

The Cat in the Epic Pauldrons With All the Skulls and Smoke and Stuff

1 comment:

Stop said...

Pfft, the Lorax is clearly a resto druid. He speaks for the trees!