Healadins Don't Get The Blues

Young Jinnik been on a good run lately. She done reached her 51st season, alomost entirelies by healin' dungeon runs. This weekend she cleared out Maraudon and the Sunken Temple, as well as a good-sized chunk of Blackrock Depths. She ain't even had fer ta deal with a warrior or pally tank what didn't bring a shield (or a druid tank what ain't got a face) since Uldaman. As a reward, Blizz done gave her Plate Specialization when she dinged 50, 5% more brains fer wearing all plate.

Whoop-de-flubbernuggin'-do.

Here be a list of all the plate armor with brains what ya can get before Outland. Notice a couple things? Thing the one, except fer the heirloom shoulders (what be itemized fer PvP, not dungeon healing), ain't none of them even equippable at 50. Thing the two, there ain't even enough there fer ta make a complete set and get the bonus anyhow. No chest, no gloves, no boots. Theory says might be possibles fer ta buy "of the gopher" (or whatevers type gives ya brains - I's a warrior, and cain't be bothered fer ta keep track of the details) on the AH, but she been looking and ain't had much lucks. Is also possible fer ta get caster gear out of the end-of-the-dungeon goody bag, but is only a one-in-six chance. Other five times, ya gets tank or dps gear, with no brains. So far, she ain't landed the right roll.

I knows, it'll get better in Outland. And in 25 seasons she'll actuallies be able fer ta get a friendly blacksmith fer ta whip out a full set of Brilliant Saronite gear. But meanwhiles, that plate specialization spell just be a cruel joke, and she'll be wearin' cloth and leather and mail.

Is A Short Interruptions

Achievement Screenshotter be working again.

That is all. You buggers may now resumes the apocalypse, alreadies in progress.

What We Got Here Done Be A Failure To Communicate

"Glarraghl agghaha alhagl!" Orgrimmar Grunt: "What did he say?" Razor Hill Grunt: "Buggered if I know." "Glarraghl agghaha alhagl!" Orgrimmar Grunt: "Lookit, he done got one of them message board things on." Razor Hill Grunt: "Like when restaurants advertise?" "Glarraghl agghaha alhagl!" Orgrimmar Grunt: "Yeah. Hey, I bet it's for that new kodo streak place in the Drag." Razor Hill Grunt: "Oh, that sounds good. Hey, you wanna go grab a bite?" Orgrimmar Grunt: "Sounds good to me. Let's go." "Glarraghl agghaha alhagl?"

"Glahgh arlhgha aggh." Cultist Agtar: "I don't understand." "Glahgh arlhgha aggh." Cultist Agtar: "No, I don't want to buy life insurance." "Glahgh arlhgha aggh." Cultist Agtar: "I already have a vacuum cleaner." "Glahgh arlhgha aggh." Cultist Agtar: "I already bought cookies from that little girl." "Glahgh arlhgha aggh?"

"Glaharggl glha algaha garhl." Garrosh: "THRALL? WHAT IS THIS WEAKLING SAYING?" Thrall: "I don't know, Garrosh. Has he come to serve the Horde?" "Glaharggl glha algaha garhl." Garrosh: "IF I WAS WARCHIEF I WOULDN'T TOLERATE PEOPLE WHO MAKE NO SENSE!" Vol'jin: "Well you ain't da warchief, mon." "Glaharggl glha algaha garhl." Garrosh: "ENOUGH TALK! LET US GO TO THAT NEW KODO STEAK PLACE IN THE DRAG!" Vol'jin: "Ya mon!" Thrall: "Excellent suggestion, Garrosh. You will make a fine leader one day." "Glaharggl glha algaha garhl?"

It's The End Of The World

Good thing yer lookin' sexy there, Kal. Young Jinnik's lookin' like she's takin' this whole thing pretty serious-like.

Guild Message Of The Day

Don't underestimates them prunes, you buggers. They's can flip you. Flip you fer real.

Day Of The Dead

They say that today the spirit world is closer to our own than on other days. That today the spirits of the dead may even talk to you. So today I went back to Vyprania's grave. I think Feral thought I was crazy, but she didn't say anything because she didn't want to hurt my feelings.

Well, no, her spirit wasn't there, or at least it didn't come out and talk to us. But we left some flowers and bread and candles for her, and told her we were thinking about her, and afterwards I felt better.

Und He Has An Enourmous Schwanzstucker!

Ellspeth is definitely enjoying her new destro build and Doomguard pet.

(Yeah, I know, used to be an epic quest and all fer ta learn, but E's inta immediate gratificationalizings.)