Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Mister Snuggles

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The Ring of Blood!

Blah blah ... Aetherial Circle ... blah blah ... Mount Hyjal ... blah blah ... Rage Winterchill ... blah blah... one-shotted ... blah blah blah.

Okay, let's talk about something interesting. Like me, and my shiny lewt from last night.

All starts when I log on, and Shu the Mage sez "Hey! Rats is 65! Let's go do Ring of Blood!" And Randomly Coherent Kel sez she'll tank it, and Squeaky Cay offers to do heals, and off we go.

Now, when I dids this the first time, it were me and three others from me guild, plus there were three or four Alliance buggers doing the same. We'd help them kill a flunkerdubber, then they'd help us. Was all real gentlemanly. But only about half that whole crew was 70s, and baby 70s at that. some blues, but fer sure no epics. And while nobody died, it were tough fights.

Last night were all different. Them other three, they's all in T4/ZA/T5 gear. Dang, that makes a difference. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ummm...... Bang! down when the contenders. And when it were all done, I got me a spiffy Battle Baton. I were real tempted to go with the Voidaxe, 'cause that did me real good in me warrior days, but Shu said that weren't so great fer priests.

So, here's some pics of the team and some of the cluggerthunkers we did for. Plus me afters with me new shiny.


I must say, even with the wolf head invisified, I's starting to look pretty clowny. Oh, well. Is a righteous looking staff of killing things, though.

Monday, April 21, 2008

This One's Fer Toque

In the comments on the previous post, Toque asked fer a pic of Palintera and Feralicious wearing just they's footgear. Well, the girls is busy tonight, but here at Need More Rage we hates to disappoint a reader. So young Galertruby done volunteered to fill in. Yer welcomes, bro.

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Girls Night Out

Oh, hi! Palintera here, Team Ratshag's affirmative action druid.

Last night I was doing some jobs for the furblogs over on Azuremyst Isle, 'cause I'd heard there were some good rewards for a young adventurer not afraid to get her hands dirty. And then I got a call on the guild channel:

"Paallliiiii! Watcha doin?" Yay! It was my friend Feralicious, from Team Bell.
"I'm killing ravagers, 'licious," I told her.
"Need any help?"
"Not really, but I'd love some company"

So she trotted on over from the Exodar. That's her on the left, there. She showed me her uber-hammer of leet feral dps (level 15 edition), which Mister Shag would say is a truly righteous weapon. And then we got to work on those ravagers. We Wrathed and Moonfired and Bearformed all over their ugly asses. I was really glad to see that her hair was growing back after I'd put Nair in her bear shampoo that one time. Which was mean of me, even if she totally deserved it.

After I had enough ravager skin, we headed up the coast and Rawwred the heck out of the murlocs we found, including a big one who boldly told us his name was Murgurgula and was carrying a piece of fur he'd bitten out of one of my furblog friend's tushie. Hello Murg! Goodbye Murg!



Afterwards we went back to the furblog village and gave Gurf his dignity back, and he gave me some really nice pants, to which I promptly applied the armor kit 'licious was nice enough to make for me. However, we felt a little overdressed with all those furblogs walking around in just thongs. Besides, we're druids! Running naked through the woods is what we do. (At least, that's what Mister Shag told me.) So here's a pic of us, "going native". Which was fine, until one of the villagers walked up from behind and pinched us! On our butts! What a perv! I was all set to go give him what for, but Feralicious just laughed, and then she pinched me! Hey! /indignant

But I can't be mad at teh 'licious Feral. She's like my big sister, plus she keeps giving me all these nice leathers. Oh, and real sorry if the pic left you expecting tales of hot, drunken nelfette-on-nelfette action to feed your secret lusts and perverted fanatsies. You'll just have to go take a cold shower or something.

Laters!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Ratter Does A Celebrity Endorsementification

After a hard day's work of pillaging, looting, and burning down villages, I find that nothing clears the soot outta me throat like a mug of cool, refreshing Filtered Draenic Water (TM). Pick some up at an innkeeper or food & drink vendor near you!

Limited to 20 units per stack. Sold only in Outland. This product has not ben tested by the Alliance Food and Drug Administration.