I'm not really from Stormwind, though, you see. I'm actually from Nowhereshire, in Elwynn Forest. Do you know it? It's near the Eastvale Logging Camp - you follow the trail to the northwest, through that copse of trees where they hanged Salty Pete and his gang. Then you cross the creek where the rocks were that Suzie Jones' grandfather laid out to make a crossing, only they got washed away in the big flood ten years ago. Then when you get to the maple tree that all the kids want to climb but they can't because it's haunted you turn south. A few miles more, and you're there!Just don't blink, or you might miss it...
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Wow...Kinnavieve must be from MY hometown. :)
I'm familiar with Nowhereshire. In fact, I used to date a girl from there.
Her name was Kinna...
Well, this is awkward.
Ah, yes, Nowhereshire...where the women are strong, the men are good-looking and all the children are above average.
Wait, no, that's Lake Woebegone. Hm, nope, can't say I know Nowhereshire. Sounds like a dump...
Nowhereshire...
Is that the place with mayor Nowhereman?
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