Saturday, March 28, 2009

Saturday Night Drunken Singings

Now on the day I war born,
The nurses all gathered 'round.
They gazed in wide wonder
At the virility they had found.
The head nurshe spoke up -
Said leave this one alone.
She could tell right away
That I were bad ta the bone.

Baaaaaaaaaaad ta the bone.
Baaaaaaaaaaad ta the bone.
B-b-b-baad! ...hic!
Whoo! Baaaaaaaaaaaad ta the bone!

Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall!
Ninety-shix bottles of beer! *swig*
You take one down, pass it around,
Ninety-five bottles of beer on the wall

Danger Mouse:
Grandpa's cannibalizing Ssister Sally
Grandma's a walking corpshe now
The cattle all have got the Scourge
We'll get through somehow.

Ssweet home Lordaeron
Play that dead man's song ...hic!
Turn the speakersss up full blasht!
Play it all night long.

*scratch a flea*

Seventy-one bottles of beer on the wall! ...hic!
Sheventy-one bottles of beer! *swig*
You take one down, pass it around,
Seventy bottlesh of beer on the wall!

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who shwallowed a horse
She's dead, of course! ...hic!

Hee hee, I love just skipping to the ending!

Aggla ahaggl glarha gha!
Gagglha gahahgglh algagagrhahg
Gralgha glah agghahgla alhga gla!
Galhg glarlgha gagahahg ahlghalagh ...hic!
*rythmic slapping of tabletop*
Gaghal argaha aggrha glaglha!
*jumping up and down, flailing*

Thirty-sheven frickin' bottlesh of beer on the wall! ...hic! *swig*
Thirty-frickin bottlesh of beer! ...hic! *swig*
Ya take it down passh it 'round! ...hic! *swig*
Twenty-eleven bottlesh of beer on the wall! ...hic! *swig*

I see treesh of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myshelf what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark shacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.


Siha said...

Awww, I love Palintera's song.

Author said...

Where was Maurice when this went down? ;-)

Khol Drake said...

I see Kinna likes her beer. She likes her beer a lot.

Cap'n John said...

Louis Armstrong and Wonderful World always get me...

Pike said...

Galertruby needs his own talk show.

Khol Drake said...

But how would he drink the coffee without a lower jaw?

Jason Benefield said...

Note to self: Cover the song Galertruby sang at next show.

Sylly said...

wonderful lyrics! I was so inspired that I decided to tag you for Fimly's Haiku meme =).
tee hee! have fun!