BYOGH-GYOGH-GYOGH-GYOGH!!!!!

The universe done shifted a bit yesterday, and that now be the sound I make when I pops me bloodrage. Makes me sound badass and I's totally cool with that. Howevers.

Is also the sound a mob makes when it enrages. Which be fine if it's an ogre. But it's dang creepy when that sound comes outta a dainty little blood elf guard up in Netherstorm. Particularlies when I puts her arse down a mizzisecond after she enrages, and she's still going "GYOGH-GYOGH!" while she's dead on the ground.

Dang creepy.

An Amazingly Virile Orc

Big Pimpin' in Kara

Last Friday were the "bring yer stylin' purple pimp hat" Karazhan run. Us clothies were provided a list of pimpish hats we could go hunt up fer ourselves, but unfortunatlies I were too busy getting my Evoker's Helmet of Second Sight ta have time fer fun. So I's the dweeb in the shot what ain't playin' along. No fun Ratter. Them two on the right what ain't got hats but is wearin' Lovely Red Dresses? Well, we can't all be pimps...

Anywho. See that tasty piece of draenanannieflesh on the left there, lookin' all tribal-like? Is none other then Vonya the Egolicious Priest. We's been friends fer a while now, but this were our first time ta meet all face-ta-face like. So that were pretty cool. And we also had Zasp from Team Ego and Rakzha from Team Squeaky, so it were a pretty blogger-heavy group.

So how'd the run go? Went good. Full clear, 22 badges fer everyone. Coupla wipes, but the first one was a trash pull what all the experts said was a known "if yer really really unlucky it aggros half the room" situation, and we was. And the second were bad luck with were the infernals dropped on our first try at Prince. No insane, totally-unearned dps loots fer me, but I's honored with Violent Eye dudes now, so I gots a purple ring from them, and I cashed in a buncha badeges fer this shiny trinket: Icon of the Silver Crescent.
This be us, getting ready fer to pull Prince. I's in there somewhere, but with so many tall Drananeininnies and Nelfs, it be hard ta see short little me in the back...

Edit for Great Justice: Aensu from Team Ego were also in this run, doing excellent tankings, and I totally missed the connection. Bad Ratter. So, even more bloggy goodness in this run!

Aquatic Adventures

Hello everyone! This is Palintera. May Elune bless you.

Last night my friend Feralicious (from Team Bell) and I went through the trials required of young druids before they can be trained in the art of aquatic form shapeshifting. It was really aexhilirating and fun-and-a-half and I'm so glad Feral waited for me so we could do it together. And just in case my mother is reading this, we were completely finished by 8:30 and went to sleep early under our own separate trees and rose before dawn to eat granola. Or whatever it is she thinks druids are supposed to do.

But, on with the story. We started out in Darnassus, then spelled over to Moonglade to talk to the trainer there. And he said no, no, you need to talk to Mister Bearwalker in Darnassus first. So back to Darnassus, then teleport to Moonglade again, and then off to Darkshore! Except oops, we needed to get a glowy thing out of the lake in Mooglade. So, back to Moonglade. Then, off to Darkshore! And we ran north up the coast to get the first half of the pendant we needed. Except we were heading south. Blah! Turn around! No, that's the road back into Auberdine. This way! This way, 'licious!

Okay, so maybe stopping off at the World's End Tavern before starting the night's work wasn't the best idea. But we got it sorted out, eventually, and then we were awesomesauce. We got the first half, and then traveled halfway around the world to Westfall so we could find the second half. While we were searching in the ocean, minding our own business, not looking for any trouble, 'cause we would never do that, for absolutely NO REASON AT ALL this elite shark, four levels higher than us, attacked! But we are totally awesome, and we so kicked its butt! Or tail. Whatever.

There's us, with dead Mister Shark. Yay!

After it was all done, we went back to Moonglade, where Mister Starblaze said "Great! Thank you! Now go back to Darnassus and talk to Mister Bearwalker again. Because even though I'm a druid trainer, I don't feel like training you." Argh. /frustrated Pali. But we went back and finally got trained on how to shapeshift into sea lions. And you know what? It is so amazing! We ran down to the lake in Darnassus, and had a great time playing in the water.

Rawr!
I am a fierce sea lion!

Wheeee!Swimming around the columns at super high speed!



Wait- Whu?

Oh my goddess! How did that picture get in there? 'licious, did you switch my pictures around? Oh, you are so going to get punished! WHERE DID WE LEAVE THOSE HANDCU-

*blink*

Ummm.... hi?

You're still here?

/blush
/blush/blush/blush

Umm, that last picture? It is so not what it looks like. Nope. Not at all. We were just ... uh ... playing? Good clean innocent fun? Okay?

*bounce*

So... that's it. That's all there is. Bye bye!

oh please Elune don't let my mother see this

That Silly Bugger Matticus is at it Again

Playing 20 questions with any chubberdunker desparate fer attention enough ta sit downs with him. Bleh. Course, if yer inta that kinda thing, it be over here.

New Wrath of the Itch King Info Here!

What, you think I's gonna just copy all that same press release stuff half the blogosphere is madly posting today? pffft. Bugger that. I can't be bothered ta keep track of the details. Go look at some other blog.

'Sides, TJ'd pull me toes off if I did.

Ya Know It Were A Helluva Party...

When ya wakes up three days later, cold and nekkid, in Elwynn Forest.