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Maurice: Hello, my sweet magical buttercup. I am Maurice, the Death Knight of Looove. I am here in the Halls of Reflection to find for myself some new armor for the Transmogalypse. Gauntlets, perhaps, an also some pauldrons. I know, you were expecting five heroes, but ha ha! I am heroic enough, all on my own! Perhaps, when I am finished, you and I, we could do some, how you say? Reflecting, yes that is it, reflecting of our own. I am, after all a very handsome man, dead, yes, but still most handsome. And you, you have a delightful belly, with just the right curves to satisfy a man such as myself, and surprisingly high above the ground, no? Yes? Come, my scrumptious sarsaparilla of sweet, sweet surrender, shall we not yield to the inevitable? You feel it too, do you not? The energy, the chemistry, it pulls us together, makes us yearn for one another, makes you hunger for the loving only a true man can offer. Come, give yourself to me, and we shall be as thunder and ice upon the shore! What say you, beauteous woman?

Jaina: Shh, I'm trying to think here.

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I take it you've picked up a new Polymorph glyph, Jaina.

Yup! It's just a minor one.

I.... I'm surprised Blizzard let this one loose in Azeroth.

Oh, I've got some of the best dataminers working for me, Ratters. They find stuff that never even made it on to the PTR.

I see. You are such a naughty, naughty girl.

Hee-hee, I know. C'mere, you bad boy!

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Now excuses me, while I sits back and see how many pervs I can snares with this one.

Good thing Jaina's a sport about all this.