Why The Burninatin' Legion Will Never Conquer The World

They's minions' cookin' skills ain't worth shit.

Ratshag! Come Over Here!

Yes, Chef?

Your scallops were rubbery as [bleep], your risotto was burnt, and your murloc Wellington gave our special VIP guest a [bleep]ing parasite! Why on earth should you be allowed to stay in Hellfire Kitchen?

Because I's a [bleep]ing fighter, Chef. I never gonna quit on you, and I's always gonna come back strong after a bad [bleep][bleep]ing service. I ain't too old fer ta learn, and I knows what I can make you [bleep]ing proud. Now I knows I [bleep]ed up the [bleep][bleep] tonight, but I's gonna do better. Plus, I know there's [bleep] I can cook better'n any [bleep] here, even you Chef.

What in the seven hells can you cook better than me, Ratshag?

Broiled Englishman, Chef. Poached Englishman. Roasted Englishman with onions and gravy. Englishman turnovers. Englishman kabobs. Spotted [bleep][bleep]ing spotted Englishman dick, Chef.

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Right, get back in the line, big guy. Julian! You managed to set the pasta on fire! Tell me why I should let you stay in my kitchen...

Is Good Gluckernuggin Foods

It'd been nearly two years since I'd been in her cooking shop - lotta miles, lotta scars, lotta haircuts in that time, but she recognized me right away.

"Ah-hahahaha! Ratshag! How you doin', mon?"

"Can't complain, Zamja. How's the cookin' business treatin' ya?"

"Same ol', same ol', mon. But look at you! I remember some scrawny little orc-chile who couldn't handle the spices, and now? Outland Gourmet, Northrend Gourmet... Hail to the Chef, mon."

"Well, thankee, hon. Oh, and Awilo Lon'gomba sez fer ta send his regards."

"That ol' hash slinger. Mon, I surprised he ain't got half of Dalaran down with the ptomaines! Ah-hahahaha!"We spent us some time then, catching up and all. She showed me some of her new experimental Dig Rat Kabobs, and I told her about learning ta bake Vrykul Waffles out in the wilderness. Afters, we went up stairs fer a little private lesson of Zamja Trollop à la Ratters. Were a nice way fer ta celebrate me new title.