 | Helloooo.... Thiss is DangerMouse. I am Forsaken. I spent some time yessterday bringing death and the peace and stability that comess with it to the Sstonetalon Mountains. In particular, I cleaned out a nest of druids and their alliess called the Talon Den. Dryad. Tastes like raw venison.  |
Druid. I refuse to make some sexual innuendo, jusst to titillate Ratss and his inane readers.
She just tasted like victory.
She just tasted like victory.
Afterwards I went over to Ashenvale, where there were ssome demons who were molessting the lumber jacks. I hate fighting demons - they can't be sapped, they have icky things in their pockets, and you can't eat them after they're dead. Well, you can, but they taste awful.
However, I did get enough experience form it to reach my 30th sseason. So now Ratterss can get off my back and sstop worrying about my sore feet and everything. See Ratters? I got the damn horse already!
And no, I will not be naming him "Binky".
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I watched something called the Hogfather the other night and Death's horse was named Binky ;p
Binky is a fine name! Just ask the polar bear at the Anchorage zoo who has that name. He even shares an appreciation for the flavor of humans.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binky_(polar_bear)
If you named him Binky you'd have to start talking in all capital letters and dressing in that snappy robe.
That or change your name to Susan.
>.>
I enjoy reading about your entire team...altho I must admit I have a soft spot for DangerMouse...she has so much spunk! Looking forward to reading more about her adventures~
@Circie - Yess, Ratters is a fan of that Terry Pratchet nonssense.
@Jack - You will note that I am not on a polar bear.
@Khol - MY NAME IS NOT SUSAN. NOR IS IT MORT.
And no, I still don't want to go back to your place and practice "backsstabbing"
@ Miz - Why should I care? You're going to be dead soon enough, and then your preferences will not matter.
So you named your horse Binky after all...
And, sorry, dearie, as much as I like your attitude, I prefer my women with a pulse...you'll just have to hope I contract the undeath plague some day...
But will you be naming him Mortis, or is this not a clever allusion to a book of the same name?
Undead have taste buds?
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