So I checks in at Big Red Kitty, to see how close he be to his One Millionth Visitor (and, ya know, maybe win of them faboo prizes he were offering), and the sitemeter were at 999,920. Coolness. I wait a few seconds, and try again.
"This account has been SUSPENDED fer getting too many hits and buggering up our server. Come back later."
Well, crap. How'm I gonna find out if'n I's number One Million? So I tries again. Same. So I spams the bejeezus out of it, trying to get in. I wants a prize, dang it! No, I don't know which one, but I know I want one. Finally I get in, and sitemeter says 1,000,025. Bugger.
Oh, wells. Big gratz out to Mr BRK, and his awesomely huge numbers. He does deserve it, is a damn fine blog even if it be about huntering.
Wonders how he feeds all them visitors?