Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Me An' Soulbinder Tuulani? Kindred Spirits?
Nice kid an' all, but we's kindred spirits? Us? I mean, yeah, we's good at slaughterin' demons an' cultists tagethers, but I ain't exactlies no church-goin' holy roller.
On the other hand, mebbe I's wrong about the kid. Mebbe she likes kickin' back with a cold bottle of Uncle Bonechomper's Day Old Piss, playin' a few rounds of Throw the Peon's Head Through the Hoop, bathin' once a week (whether ya needs it or not), an' doin' all the Naughty Touchin'. Guess we's gonna find out - it'll be great!
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
Bad News, Pokhar
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
Monday, January 19, 2015
A Reading From The Classics
"When he opened his eyes, the was something in the bed of dead flowers. He blinked. It seemed to be a cross of white-painted wood; some had fitted the sleeves of an ancient naval tunic over the arms, a kind of mold-spotted tailcoat with heavy fringed epaulets of tarnished gold braid, rusting buttons, more fringe at the cuffs ... A rusted cutlass was propped, hilt up, against the white upright, and beside it was a bottle half filled with clear liquid.
"'My name,' said a voice, and Bobby wanted to scream when he realized it was coming from his own mouth, 'is Samedi, and you have slain my cousin's horse...'
"And Virek was running, the big coat flapping out behind him, down the curving path with its serpentine benches, and Bobby saw that another of the white crosses waited there, just where the path curved to vanish. Then Virek must have seen it too; he screamed, and Baron Samedi, Lord of Graveyards, the loa whose kingdom was death, leaned in across Barcelona like a cold dark rain."
My name is Ratshag, and today I will introduce the Warsong Clan of Draenor to Baron Fluggernuggin' Samedi.
"'My name,' said a voice, and Bobby wanted to scream when he realized it was coming from his own mouth, 'is Samedi, and you have slain my cousin's horse...'
"And Virek was running, the big coat flapping out behind him, down the curving path with its serpentine benches, and Bobby saw that another of the white crosses waited there, just where the path curved to vanish. Then Virek must have seen it too; he screamed, and Baron Samedi, Lord of Graveyards, the loa whose kingdom was death, leaned in across Barcelona like a cold dark rain."
My name is Ratshag, and today I will introduce the Warsong Clan of Draenor to Baron Fluggernuggin' Samedi.
Friday, January 16, 2015
One Fer The Ladies
Young Galertruby has always done felt what Blizzard obsesses too much about showin' offs the female pulchritudinous fleshifications. But now what he's got hisself a robe what shows some skins, he feels is time fer ta flaunt what he gots. Pecs an' abs an' epycondyles an' whatnots.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Short But Feisty
Yeah, the sergeant said absolutely nobodies comes inta the outpost withouts an authorization pass.
Yeah, yer wearin' full plate an' holdin' a razor-sharp sword.
Yeah, yer ten times as tall as she is an' about a thousand times as old.
But Lucy Brokerblast has a playdate with Isel fer ta play some rounds of Hearthstone, an' she ain't takin' none of yer crap.
An' you ain't sure you can stop her.
Yeah, yer wearin' full plate an' holdin' a razor-sharp sword.
Yeah, yer ten times as tall as she is an' about a thousand times as old.
But Lucy Brokerblast has a playdate with Isel fer ta play some rounds of Hearthstone, an' she ain't takin' none of yer crap.
An' you ain't sure you can stop her.
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