Tuesday, January 31, 2012

"You Could Arrange The Bodies In Geometric Patterns..."

...from here to the horizon, and it would never be enough."

And it weren't enough fer Gotham's favorite clown ta defeat the Scourge of God. Were close, but in the end Attila triumphed over teh Joker 66 ta 58. This week we's got less massacrations and more wacky hijinks, from a coupla Hollywood's greatest tricksters. New poll's up in the sidebar, as usuals.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

The Traditional Done Meets The New Fangled


And ain't neithers of'em lookin' too sure about it....

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Sh*t Galertruby Sez

Nobody likes a good meme more'n young Galertruby, so he's done asked me fer ta let him post this one. Here it be.

Gllah gahr allahhgrl ghallagl gah.

Agglh ahghlagla agh grrhal, gallha gra gahhllha gallraghl ahl lagglarh.

Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl.

Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl.

Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl.

Ghrallhahl gha gahrrlagahr agh gahlagh.

- agh gahlagh.

- agh glha gahlagh.

- agh glha arggl gahlagh.

Gha!

Gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh, gahhl aghhr garahhghlahhrgh aghraahl glhahhl gahhlah.

Laggharlag agglha gah.

Aglh aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah.

/air guitar

Agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahr glahhr, ga gallhahl.

Glarhga allahgl gaha arhglaglh, ghlarghl agahal gah agglaha glahgrl.

/drum solo

Grhah allahhgrl gllah ghallagl gahr.

Aghhrla glaghhlh glahh, aglhha gllah gahhllrah gah gahllragl.

Glaggha!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Humans Fergets How Short They Is...

...until one day there ain't no gnomes or dwarves in the raid fer ta make'em feel tall


Sunday, January 22, 2012

"I's Shocked, SHOCKED! To Find What There Be Nerfing In DS!"

"Your five percent buff, sir."

"Oh, thank you very much."
/slip bag of buff into pocket
"Everybody QQ at once!"

Yup, Captain Renault'd be proud.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

The Most Interesting Gnome In Sholazar Basin

The Oracles and the Frenzyhearts compete to be exalted with him.

His Kungaloosh can loosh a kunga.


The Avatar of Freya seeks him out for advice on gardening.

Hemet Nessingwary and Arch Druid Lathorius come to his house every Thursday to play bridge.

He is ... the Warrior with No Name.



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