Thursday, November 15, 2007

Sorry Ladies, I's Coming Off The Market


So I's in the Bone Wastes, exterminating cultists fer da shiny Marks of Kil'ifragilisticexpialidocious what my new Aldork buddies is all "gimme! gimme!" for. And outta the blue I gets a marriage proposal. Obviously, she is drawn irresistibly to me combination of jawdropping virility, clever wit, and enough stamina to tank a dragon and still keep posting every nubberflumping day of NoMoBloMeMoDuKo. Now, I don't wants to give the impression that I's easy by the fact that I accepted right away. Truth is, I's known her a while now and she is, by and large, worthy of me. Who is she? Well now, I ain't sure it'd be gentlemanly of me to reveal that information to you mangy buggers. She wants you to know, she'll tell ya herself. And no, it ain't Garona Halforcen or Tyrande Whisperwind, although them's good guesses.

So Ratter's days of sowing the wild oats is gonna be drawin' to a close. Get some oatifications while you cans, ladies. Once they's gone, they's gone (with exceptions for really special circumstances, of course).

17 comments:

kakalaki said...

Watch out Ratsy! That Cabal Skirmisher looks ticked that you took his woman. He might just come after you both. I wouldn't send him a wedding invite.

ArmsandFury said...

That's it!!

You are getting a shout out and linkage.

Kel said...

heh, gratz ratshag, happened to kel last week. it's an epidemic!

Delos said...

Grats! ((Love the blog btw, just found it through Phaelia's site. Amazingly I'm also on Cenarion Circle; it's good to see someone else from the same server! Keep it up!))

Coranada said...

It was the Cabal Skirmisher, wasn't it? That's a typo right below your acceptance... it was supposed to say Cabal Skirmisher becomes ENGAGED!

Kestrel said...

Careful, Ratsy (I like that...thanks, Klaki!)...the comments are almost as funny as the blog!

Ratshag said...

Heh! They's on fire today, ain't they, Kestrel. I loves it.

Ratsy? Ratsy???

Lalecize said...

You know its forever right?
I mean like forever...

And now the wife aggro begins...

http://sealofrogueshness.blogspot.com/

Sonvar said...

You realize you'll never be out of combat now as you'll have wife aggro all the time. That means no time for food, or drinks. Though it may solve you're problem for rage as you'll be constantly attacked.

Kestrel said...

"Ratsy" makes you sound all lovable and Ally-like; not Orcish at all.

/e ducks and runs

Ratshag said...

... and then there's thems what has a rather cynical take on the holy institution of matrmony.

Good thing I don't take meself to serious-like, what with all this "Ratsy" talk goin' on.

Sonvar said...

@ratshag
I'm just warning ya I have enough problems with GF aggro

p.s. I'll not demean you by calling you that "other" name

TJ said...

Bummer :(

Anonymous said...

Aw, you went and got the TJ sad.

Lalecize said...

Ratter.

Where are you gna get married? SM Cathedral?

http://sealofrogueshness.blogspot.com/

/emofire said...

I think I've lost the will to live. :(

klaki said...

" Lalecize said...

Ratter.

Where are you gna get married? SM Cathedral?

http://sealofrogueshness.blogspot.com/"

I didn't know I could shameless plug my blog! GO HERE!!!!

Ratsy, think of the nickname as if your were being called it by a mobster. "Ay, Ratsy!" Thats makes is sound cooler. I was going to call you Shags, but I wasn't sure how that would be perceived :)