Check out this strapping young fellow, you buggers.
It were one year ago today that I picked up an axe, walked over to Kaltunk, and announced "I wish to be a Hero! Tell me what I must do."
And he said "Buggered if I know. Maybes you could do somethings about all these pigs what been diggin' in the vegetable garden."
And the rest be history.
Gonna go bake a Delicious Chocolate Cake. Anybody want some?