Thursday, July 3, 2008

Galertruby's Guide To Dating

Garhhl. Gahhl galha Garrrahhalagh.
Agrhh glagglha gha ghrallhalha aglh, aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah agglh ahghlagl. Agh grrhal gallha gra gahhllha gallraghl ahl galagh, gahhll garhh ahhghr glahh gallagh.

Glahha grhal agalggha ghahagh:

Aghla gallagh lalgall ghahalla. Lghalahl gah gahghla agglha. Gahall glahl aggha laghl, glah agh gahl aghahall glagghah aghagl. Gllah gahr allahhgrl ghallagl gah. Agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahr glahhr, ga gallhahl! Aglhha gahllragl gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh.

Gla alghalarhgl:
Aghahll garhhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allha, garrharlh agghal ga arhhh galahhargh. Glallh garrh, gahhlahglahhr agglh ahghlagl glagglha ga arhhh. Glahgrl gha ahhagha gahhlrag agghalah arhgl. Gahhaglra glha arghlha lagaha grah.

Gagglha aghal ghaha agh:
Gaha. Gaghaha aglah agghr laghalagh grahagl, gaghaha glhahg agrgha laghahrag.

Glah agglha!

17 comments:

Eleanor said...

Galertruby sounds like he knows how to have fun. ;-)

Edge and Kiyo said...

The ladies must be knocking down Galertruby's door for dates, if I wasn't married I would be!

~Kiyo

Itsnoteasy said...

Galertruby: proof that writing phonetically is not always a good idea.

Anonymous said...

I'm scared.

Taueth

jessikathetank said...

Oooo...goblin jumper cables. Don't forget the butter!

Jagerbombz said...

Galertruby is truely a word smith. Every word from him is guilded in gold bathed in the tears of angels. I find myself openly weeping with joy everytime he speaks.

Rampel said...

Does anyone have a translator?

=)

Pike said...

Very good advice. *nods sagely*

Khol Drake said...

I couldn't have said it better myself. Galertruby is truly wise beyond his years.

Rohan said...

Greatest use of pop-up item links ever!

ASH said...

That last list of items looks to be if Galertruby's stuck home alone.

You had me laughing the moment I saw the title.

Lance said...

ok umm galertruby should write a love book.

Euripedes said...

*Bursts into tears*

Leala Turkey said...

Best post ever! haha =)

Blackavar said...

Sounds like it should be a pretty wild party.

Melindrava said...

Well... I would go out with him! ^_^

Doodle said...

Ooooo... naughty. I like it.