I just wanted to show off my new pony. Isn't he pretty? And when he steps on toads and rabbits they make a really neat sizzling sound. I haven't decided yet if I want to name him Archineferon or Binky. What do you think? My friend Suptail got a kodo yesterday too, but when it steps on things they just go squish.
What's that, Rat? Oh, okay, I'll tell them.
Rat wants everyone to know that he and twenty-four minions killed a really big Naga last night in this place called the Black Temple. He's trying to be cool about it, like it's just another day at the raid, but I know he's all excited and that he's really hoping to get a chance to play "Who's Yer Daddy, BEEEEYATCH?!" with Illidan someday.
Well, I'm going to go see just how fast Archinefebinky can go. Tootles!