Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Is Where Galertruby Rocks Out

Been a growing trend in the WoW Blogosphere of you buggers rewritings the lyrics ta some songs fer to make'em more relevant to us adventurers. And we here at Team Ratshag is really appreciative of yer efforts and yer creativities. And we figgers we owes it to the community to reciper... ressipro... recessicip... bugger it. We's gonna give ya a song of our own.

Now me, I sings pretty good, but I ain't the best fer making up new words. Is hard enough learning the real ones, ya know. But young Galertruby is a hardworking, creative lad, and he done come up with a song of his own. Is to the tune of ... ummm .... huh. Fuhggit. You buggers just pick a tune what seems ta fit, I figger that'll be close enough.

Ghlahrg algha agglag gahahr
Lagghal aggahr galahhla.
Ghagglha gaharrgh glha agglahg
Allhagla gahrl glallgahagl lahgl.

Aghlahhl glarrh ghalrlhh alhhrga
Gallhr glah garrahhalglar
Agrhh glagglha gha ghrallhalha
Aglh aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah.

Agglh ahghlagla agh grrhal
Gallha gra gahhllha gallraghl ahl
Galagh gahhll garhh ahhghr glahh
Gallagh aghala aggrh lahllaglharl gha.

Aghlahhl glarrh ghalrlhh alhhrga
Gallhr glah garrahhalglar
Agrhh glagglha gha ghrallhalha
Aglh aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah.

Gagglha!
Gagglha!
Gagglha aghrl glahl!

(Is a drum solo here)

Aghlahhl glarrh ghalrlhh alhhrga
Gallhr glah garrahhalglar
Agrhh glagglha gha ghrallhalha
Aglh aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah.

Glhagl gllha ahhr glahhlglhaarhga
Ghallah allhag gllha garrharlh!
Aglhha gahllragl gllah aghhrla
Gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh!




Gahhl aghhr garahhghlahhrgh aghraahl glhahhl gahhlah, glah aghr ghrallhahl, gha gahrrlagahr agh, gahlagh agghlagh garrh. Arhhlagh gahl grah glahhghl.

Glaggahl!

22 comments:

Awlbiste said...

Ahahahaahahahaha

*gasps for breath*

That drum solo was amazing!

Eustashius said...

ROFL!
Gal-er-tru-by! Gal-er-tru-by!
/lighter sways overhead

Nasirah said...

Rock on, Galertruby. Rock on.

Hydra said...

Galertruby, you are always so profound.

The line "Agrhh glagglha gha ghrallhalha" spoke volumes. Touched my heart and made me grin for such a pure thought.

Thank you for the gift.

Trollin' said...

/head-bang.

Khol Drake said...

Rock on, noble one, rock on!

\m/

Hulan the Holy said...

Hey, enough of that! It's too early in the day to be snorting coffee out of my nose :)

Noobiewan said...

Totally amazing!

Anonymous said...

Those lyrics are like, really deep. I didn't understand a word.

Then again, I'm not an orc...

//Kamillah Le Tank

Dechion said...

I just scared the folks in my office laughing so hard.

Rotfl, good one =P

Arrens said...

I'd love to hear his rendition of "Free Bird".

RandyJ said...

You know you've got a great voice and I like the way you're not afraid to put your own stamp on a song.

PaulaA said...

/blub

That was so...

/blub

beautiful!

/blub

simonc said...

What the ....! Is this a joke?

sonvar said...

Bear got back?

jessikathetank said...

/swoon

Lux said...

Air guitar! Air guitar!

Thanks for the lol's this morning.

Armond said...

Man, the way I heard it, he was doing Through the Fire and the Flames. The guitar parts.

Grimmtooth said...

Yeah, I like Dylan too.

Beowulfa said...

ROFL .... still rofl'ing ......

Sabiba said...

FOR THOES ABOUT TO ROCK

WE SALUTE YOU!

Awesome. Just absolutely AWESOME.


Sabiba


Still ROFL'ing

Kestrel said...

I heard ABBA while I read those lyrics.