No, seriously, man. It is.
You're just a simple orc. Why would the Universe bother talking to you?
Well, fer one thing, it be very impressed by me awesome virility.
Mmmmm..... okay. You got a point there.
And fer another, who the fuhg else does it got to talk to? Kestrel? Pffftf.
Okay, fine. The Universe is talking to Ratshag. So what is it saying to you?
It's sayin' it wants me ta stay shadow spec.
I thought you wanted to go holy?
No, I wants ta raid. Fer a while it looked like holy were the way to go, but the Universe done changed its mind and is telling me ta embracify the Shadow. Lemme lay it outs fer ya:
I go to Kara, and five dps epics drop fer me, and only one healy epic.
BRK wants me to be shadow, so I can be his mana battery.
TJ agrees with the short little bugger, 'cause she wants to drop some Curse of Shadow action and totally rock the house.
Ego done transferred to Drenden and totally ninja'd the healy raid slot I had me eye on.
So, there it be. The Universe done told me to stay shadow. So that's what I'm gonna do. I checked with teh Squeakie, and she says she's cool with it. Gonna hang onta me healie gear, ya know, in case. But Ratter's gonna commit hisself ta being a brutal shadowy priest of darkness. 'Cause that's how the universe wants it.