Friday, March 28, 2008

Somethings I Just Don't Get

Like, how is the Winterfall Furblogs, what lives in that frozen snowglobe known as Winterspring, all carrying deep-fried plantains in they's backpacks? Where they get'em? Does they smuggle them up from Un'goro crater, in sectret furblog caravans what nobody notices as they rumble up the Gold Road through Crossroads? And how did they sneak them through Timbermaw Hold? Ain't they supposed to be all sworn-enemies-like? Is the Timbermaws easily bribed with fried bananas, and if so, why don't we just use these to earn rep with them 'stead of beads and feathers?

I just don't get it. Not at all. Up Yours.

9 comments:

Luketheduke said...

Haha, that is a good point! I always wondered why those half humanoids in the southern part of the Badlands always drop so much SILK cloth when they only wear such a skimpy, raggedy, potato sacks for loin cloths.

sonvar said...

Considering how long it takes bananas to get up to them I'm pretty sure the only way they're tasty is by frying them. It also gives them a warm meal.

Melindrava said...

A previously unsuspected variety of cold-climate bananas? VERY cold-climate bananas?

Townes said...

I tried to head up there to ask the furlbogs about the whole banana question, but had a problem with some tainted bears on the way. My gnome got squished under the 3 bear carcasses in his backpack and picked apart by owls, who left the bananas behind.

Bell said...

Bwahaha.

This shit is bananas.

>.>

Christopher said...

Are you suggesting that plantains migrate?

Grimmtooth said...

@Christopher: Wow. Just, wow. Right under our noses, and nobody sussed it. That's pure genius.

/toast

scotth said...

Its the Winterfall Runners. Officially they are carrying some crate from Felwood all of the time, but some of them make money on the side carrying bananas.

Bikutanda of Nazgrel said...

Plantains are not bananas, you silly bugger. They looks like bananas.
I suspect the Trolls are smuggling again.