Like, how is the Winterfall Furblogs, what lives in that frozen snowglobe known as Winterspring, all carrying deep-fried plantains in they's backpacks? Where they get'em? Does they smuggle them up from Un'goro crater, in sectret furblog caravans what nobody notices as they rumble up the Gold Road through Crossroads? And how did they sneak them through Timbermaw Hold? Ain't they supposed to be all sworn-enemies-like? Is the Timbermaws easily bribed with fried bananas, and if so, why don't we just use these to earn rep with them 'stead of beads and feathers?
I just don't get it. Not at all. Up Yours.