Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday Night Drunken Singings

I'm a wheel, I'm a wheel
I can roll, I can feel
And you can't stop me turnin'!

'Cause I'm the sun, I'm the sun
I can move, I can run,
But you'll never stop me burning!

Come down with fire
Lift my spirit higher
Someone's screaming my name
Come and make me holy again!

Little bunny Froo-froo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
and BOPPING them on the head!


Ratshag (in dwarf disguise):
I loves ta go swimmin'
With bow-legged wimmen
And swim between they's legs!
Swim between they's legs!
Swim between they's legs!

Hey Tom it's Mouse from the village down the hill
Good to ssee you buddy, How you've been?
Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now
Really wish you'll let ussh in
I think I speak for all of us
When I say I undershtand
Why you folksh might hessitate to submit to our demands
But here'sss an FYI, You're all gonna die sshcreaming

All we wanna do iss eat your brains
We're not unreassonable
I mean no one's gonna eat your eyesh
All we wanna do is eat your brainss
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromishe
You open up the door
We'll all go insside and eat your brainssh

... tuneless humming ...
Are you going to the Darkmoon Faire?
Parsley, sage, some herb, and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a something of mine
...tuneless humming...
...more tuneless humming...

Alayda (in ghost wolf form):

Glahgl ahg gahlah lhaghalha
Gahlgla gahahlgha allagha gahl ...hic!
Laghlha aghla galhaghal hagaha
Aghahl glhaha glha agllahlha ...hic!


Gauntlet said...

Good to see that DangerMouse still has taste in music, in spite of her death.

Ratshag said...

Yeah, but I has a much better singing voice.

Anonymous said...

*furious gigglefits* Awesome, and just what I needed to read, tabbed out from a nasty raid wipe.

Bell said...


Now, if only there were mp3's...

Shawn said...

DangerMouse couldn't have picked a better, or more apt, song. I love it.

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

I love that Ratshag is a Dio fan.

Hershey said...

/agree with avaric

Anytime you open with Rainbow's "Man on the Silver Mountain", it's a fine post indeed.

Anonymous said...


<3 Ratshag