Saturday, May 8, 2010

Galertruby's Guide To Child-Rearing

Garhhl. Gahhl galha Garrrahhalagh.

Gllah gahr allahhgrl ghallagl gah. Agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahr glahhr, ga gallhahl! Aglhha gahllragl gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh. Aghahll garhhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allha, garrharlh agghal ga arhhh galahhargh. Glallh garrh, gahhlahglahhr agglh ahghlagl glagglha ga arhhh.

Gaghaha aglah agghr laghalagh grahagl, gaghaha glhahg agrgha laghahrag. Glhaggla agg larhg galhagga ghaha alahg, glah, gahaghga gahlgal allahg glha:
Glaglha gha, aggrahgl lahg gahhaglarh. Garrh glahaggl glha agghalarg agglahar ghaggl aglha. Agglh ahghlagla agh grrhal, gallha gra gahhllha gallraghl ahl lagglarh. Gahhaga:
Gahagrl!

Glahhgrl glah arrlh aggrhala gahhl glha. Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl. Glhagl gllha ahhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allhag. Gllha garrharlh aglhha gahllragl. Gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh, gahhl aghhr garahhghlahhrgh aghraahl glhahhl gahhlah. Glah aghr Ghrallhahl gha gahrrlagahr agh gahlagh. Agghlagh garrh arhhlagh gahl grah glahhghl. Glahgl arhlg glah:
Glhargal glah agglha arglhaglh, gahalg aggla gahrlagghl. Laggharlag agglha gah. Aglh aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah. Agrhh glagglha gha ghrallhalha ghagglha gaharrgh glha agglahg, agh argalagh gahhll garhh ahhghr glahh.

Alhhagh gha,
Garrrahhalagh

9 comments:

Saresa said...

ROFL! You have outdone yourself, sir. /applaud

Zelmaru said...

That was awesome. Glarrghg

/Moar Alts said...

Excellent - you should put all the items into a large box and market it as...as... Hmm I can't think of anything sufficiently witty, but I'll take one COD!

Townes said...

That's what I said when the first one hit puberty.

Julie Roberson said...

Ok, as the significant other of Ratshag's RL avatar, I can tell you that Galertruby absolutely gives me a headache. What might indicate that I am tired after returning to work recently is: I picked up a tip or two about parenting from his guide.

:)

Angelya said...

<3 you Galertruby!

I'll be keeping Pickled Kodo Foot in mind when trying to create children in future.

Cathy said...

As a dedicated daycare provider I really appreciate your take on this. I use those techniques often but I would try a little more larhg larhg before bed. Really calms them down.

Tam said...

Sansjaw agrees, and adds the following reminder: "marrraggghf marrafffle marrraggg."

Wise words indeed.

Eustashius said...

Have I have missed your insight!