Odd Groups Go Ta The Left, Even Groups Go Ta The Right

Was way back, nearly two years ago, what I stood outside Onyxia's Lair and shouted me defiance at her. Was gonna be a long road fer ta gets there, but I knew I'd make it someday.


Last night, it finally happened. I led seven other members of The Purge inta that cave. And there she were, old Ony, larger than life and twice as nasty. She's been the terror of Kalimdor since before we orcs done got here, but tonight, that were all gonna end.


She were a tough old gall, I gives her that. Took us mebbe ten minutes fer ta wears her down, get her on the ground, and then finish her off. But in the end, she were no match fer me and me crew.
It were achievement spam and mostly useless epics galore. I did get me some smithing plans fer pally shoulders ('cause ya  never knows), and we let Tarsius the Younger take her head to Orgrimmar fer ta present it ta the Warchief.



Told ya we was comin' for ya, bitch.