Is Don Ratshag's Famous Hat Now!

So there I is outside of Gadget (don't ask why- is a long story, and she done signed the forms alreadies), when this sorry-arsed old bugger comes up and starts in on some woe-is-me story. Apparentlies a buncha years ago he were riding through the Hillsbrad Foothills all by hisself (is before the place got all plaguified and then I had ta go slaughter all them farmers), and he got jumped by a buncha glubbfumpers what stole his hat. Now, he's lookin' fer some buggers ta go back in time through them caverns and get it back. Says he'll give'em some nice hats if they does. So what the hey. I likes hats.

Well, me and Zinzi (what gives good resurrection) and Throttle with goggles and Aelion the cheeky blood elf never did see no gang of hat stealin' glubbfumpers, but we did find a dude with one of them cool hats ridin' down the road by hisself. We figured a cool hat's a cool hat, so we knocked him down and took it, fer to give the old guy back in modern times. Oh, and in his bags we found another one, with a label what said "famous". I kept that one fer meself. Came with a dingo and everythings.

Anywho, we took the hat to the old dude, who said that yes, this were indeed his hat, thankee so much. And he done gave us these here Hasilacisanilac hats in trade.
Ain't bad lookin'. Gonna haveta go bother me kid brother ta stitch up some matching pants and shirt, I think.