Thursday, April 10, 2008

To the Naked Human Woman What Just Stood There in the Arena This Morning

Thankee fer the two easy wins, hon. I'll be happies ta pay ya back be lettin' you come over to me place tonight and have yer way with me unresisting and irresistable orcflesh.

7 comments:

Rabbit Stew said...

She probably was just too dazzled by seeing you in action to move. Poor thing.

sonvar said...

Well if you were wearing your clown suit armor I'm not sure how impressed she'll be

teh Khol Abides said...

I think she was making the universal sign for "take me now"...and you missed your chance.

Sorry, Rats...

Ratshag said...

@Rabbit - Could be. She would not be the first.

@Sonvar - Naw, I were in PvP outfit - is somber colors and matches much more better than tanking outfit

@TKA - No worries. "Take me now" offers is much more common than arena wins. Besides, me teammate mighta took offense if I'd said "'scuse me, darlin', I gotta go take care of some business." Unprofessional-like, ya know?

teh Khol Abides said...

You make a valid point, Mr. The Shag.

Aboo said...

The other night my partner (sl/sl lock) and I (combat/maces rogue) actually ran out into the Arena to meet our opponents only to find that they were running back into their starting area and trying to hide behind the door! Both of them!

We talked about doing the honorable thing and waiting till they poked their heads out again, but it's important to keep the que's moving for other aspiring Arena goers, so we blasted them. We were sorry that we did, but we had to do it.

That was absolutely the strangest thing I've seen in the Arena. Even stranger than being soundly trounced by a team and then having them just STOP hitting me and let me kill both of them after they'd already disposed of my partner...

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