This glubbernunker been standing outside the privy in Honor Hold fer several days now, demanding access to the facilities therein. He says he's a-goin' in at the count of 10, but he ain't gone in yet. Guess he counts real slow.
On a related subject, What. The. Fuhg. Are. They. Feeding. The. Soldiers???!?!!? Great googly moogly. Unless the poor bugger inside is dead or sumthin' he has got some serious business going on. And the fellah on the outside ain't crapped his britches yet.
I'm thinkin they needs more fiber in they's diet.