Got a letter from me old friend Rim the Troll today. He's pretty much been in retirement since last summer, but apparently some domestic issues done forced him out on the adventuring road again. Trollop issues, or not enough babies to eat, or sumthin' like that. I can't be bothered to keep track of the details. Anywho, he discovered them new PvP blue gears, and bought hisself 3 pieces (were all he's reputable enough fer at the moment). Then he went to AV, for the first time since before the dark Portal done opened, I think.
"Ratter, mon, it were awesome! We won, and it don' take a long time or anything! But I tell you da best part mon - some orc paid me eleven gold after. Eleven gold, mon! You tell Rim how to do more of dese quests, Ratter - I want lots of gold so I can get a dragon to ride too."
So tonight we's going out to run dailies together. He never did Skettis or Ogri'lalala, and he sure don't know nuthins 'bout the Dorkbabies Offensive. I'll sharpen up me axe, he'll set his fireballs to "deep fat fry", I'll fetch me pony keg outta the bank, and we'll go have us a good time.