Tuesday, December 20, 2011

If Disney Characters Was Raid Bosses

Snow White and the Seven Adds

You gots ta down Cinderella before midnight or she turns the raid inta pumpkins.

Mulan gots two phases. In girl phase she carries a cricket in a cage and tries fer ta marry you. In boy phase she has a dragon and lights yer arse up with a rocket launcher.

Oswald the Rabbit drops no loot, which be okay 'cause nobody remembers him nohow.

Ta beats Dumbo, everbodies needs fer ta hold a feather with they's noses and believe they can fly.

You needs fer ta interrupt the Little Mermaid or she grows legs.

101 Dalmations? AoE - lots and lots and lots of AoE.

Ta defeat Shere Khan, everybodies in the raid needs ta talk ta Baloo fer ta get the buff 'The Bare Necessities".

When Bambi's mom is killed, everyone needs fer ta turn around and not look.

If the Mad Hatter puts the debuff "Unbirthday" on you, you gots ta move down one seat or it's a wipe.

Mickey Mouse? You are not prepared.


Sephrenya said...


Anonymous said...

"The Bare Necessities" buff is where you lose all your armor and clothing, but then ShereKhan don't hit so hard. Those who have presented their staff to Kalecgos earlier get an automatic win!

Khol Drake said...

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?

Ratshag said...


You got a damn dirty mind. No wonders you read blogs like this one.

Me and me sister plaid that 45 'til the needle wore clean through the vinyl when we was orclings.

Suptail said...

"You missed! How could you miss, he was three feet in front of you..."

Best scene in the whole movie!

The Bitter Fig said...

I take it Jafar is pretty much a pushover, but there's a gluberthunking vehicle fight with lava beforehands what wipes most people.

Kusamoto said...

You have kids visiting your house for the Feast of Winter's Veil, dontcha'?