Friday, September 5, 2008

Saying Goodbye Be Hard

Is the nature of gears ta get replaced, and I knows that. But some gears is fuhggin' special. 'Cause how good they is, or how hard ya worked fer them, or just how dang cool they is. Me Helm of Evil Laughter be all three of these. But now is time to retire it, fer me new Googles of Furiosity has more armor, more attack power, more crits, and with the meta gem I got, help me run faster. But they ain't got green smoke comin' out, and they don't go Bwahahahahaha! *sigh*

Goodbye, Helm of Evil Laughter. Ya been damn good gear. We been through all sorts of adventures tagether, and is always gonna be a slot fer ya in me bank.
Is the old Ratter

Is the new and technically improved Ratter

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I reckon ya look better with the new goggles. ;)

Anonymous said...

:( I'll miss the helm of evil laughter......It almost seems like there should be a trophy room that you can put outdated gear like that in.

Anonymous said...

Yes! I want a trophy room for things like my Quel'Serrar and my priest's Benediction, things I'll never throw away.

Beermaker said...

Ya' look good Ratters! Orc warrior to Orc warrior.

You're even all beardified again with the goggles.

Anonymous said...

:-( You know, I felt the same way about my Marksman's Bow. I got the Steelhawk Crossbow from Attumen, and it was an upgrade in every way that mattered, even taking into account that I no longer got that extra crit for being a troll. But I worked so hard for those nice people at Thrallmar to get that bow! Not to mention that shooting someone with a bird is not nearly as much fun as shooting them with a bow made of bones. . . Bah! Such is progress.

Gauntlet said...

I had totally forgotten what you looked like without that hat. Even with the banner on the top.

Seriously.

Kay said...

Yes, Trophy case! I have so much old gear that I'll never USE again, but I worked so hard for it, or someone special gave it to me or made it for me, I can't bear to sell it off like it was a trash green "of the Whale."

Ratshag, in my mental cinema, you'll ALWAYS have that helm on. The grin is...priceless.

Anonymous said...

Moment of silence for the Helm of Evil Laughter.........

Unknown said...

Aww, poor guy. Grats on the "upgrade"

Breaking up is hard to do.

Anonymous said...

I say you keep the helm of evil laughter for nostalgia value... I know i have a bag in my bank dedicated to just that. Gratz on the new gear