Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Is Where DangerMouse Goes to the Charred Vale

Helloooo.... Thiss is DangerMouse. I am Forsaken.

I am still working on Ratss' silly "No More Ssore Feet" project, another one of his ideas to improve team morale, which mosstly involves us doing a lot of work. In this cassse, we're all ssupposed to hurry up and get to our 30th seasson, sso we can get mounts, while he ssits in Shat and chases tail. Fine.

Last night I was finishing up pacifying the Stonetalon Mountainss (not that they'll stay pacified - they never do) by killing harpies and planting trees. It'ss a living.

Harpy. Tastes like raw chicken.

Look at me, pretending I'm a druid.

And now I've planted a tree. Oh, joy.
Of course, did that Tauren druid bitch back at Sun Rock Retreat thank me for planting her treess? Give me a hug? Tell me what a sspecial walking abomination in the eyes of nature I am? Fix me a bowl of granola? Of course not. Sshe offered me a choice of priest boots or warrior gloves, then told me to take my foul rotting corpse out of her sight.

That'ss all right. The Shadow will embrace her soon enough.

9 comments:

Calindrava said...
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Calindrava said...

Sorry 'bout that. My sister wrote with my pen again, something about how maybe if you ask Galertruby nicely - *snort* 'nicely'! - he'll get you good rogue boots instead of those wussy priest ones the druid tried to give you.

Stuff that. Shiv the druid and loot her corpse, they wear leather and she might have something with stamina on it...

Darraxus said...

I was doing the Harpy quests, but the charred vale is so damn annoying with its 50 million mobs roaming around. I sould go back and plant the trees and finish the Harpy quest though. Then back to Ashenvale I guess.

Khol Drake said...

It's a shame DM is dead...I like her attitude.

Bell said...

:{

I think you're a lovely undead. /hug

And, as a druid myself, I never understood why druids wouldn't hand out leather rewards...is shameful.

Khol Drake said...

I never said she wasn't attractive, I just prefer my women with a pulse and no grave rot.

I know, I know, I'm a horribly bigoted jackass...

Ratshag said...

@Cal - I'm pretty sure she's resto spec - treess and all. So probably not packing melee gear.

@Dar - It's too late - I planted them already. They have no need of you. Just go Embrace the Shadow and get it over with.

@Khol - Your flatteriess mean nothing to me. After all, you'll be dead before long, and then who'll care what you think?

@Bell - Yeah, all right, you can hug me, if it'll make you feel better during your remaining days of life. But tell that Feral girl to keep her hands to herself!

Khol Drake said...

Well, I will, dead or no.

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