Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Is Where Ellspeth Contributes to the Team

Hi everyone! This is Ellspeth!

This weekend Ratters dropped a couple of hundred gold at the auction house to buy enough mats for me to level my enchanting skill up to 275. Wasn't that sweet of him? This means that I'll be able to disenchant the greenies he gets out in Outland and then send the arcane dust to Gogmoth, who can use it to make Imbued Netherweave. I'm a vital link in the chain! Yay me!

Now, in order to get past 265, I needed to buy this shield enchant recipe from the general goods vendor in Undercity - apparently, he's the only one who carries it. And he was out of stock for a while, which was Very Aggravating. But then he got a delivery, which I promptly snatched up. And then I enchanted this trash shield I'd snagged ten times, reaching that magic 275 right there in the general goods shop. Ratter had already sent me some items, and I tell you - turning those amazing weapons and pieces of armor into dust was So Intense. My heart was pounding, my face was flushed, I felt all tingly inside. I just had to have a release. So I looked at the vendor and licked my lips, winked, and tilted my head toward the nearby inn. He got the hint, all right, and followed me into a crypt in the back. Once we were there, I wasted no time, but ripped into him with a volley of shadowbolts, destoying what was left of his pathetic life! Oooh, the rush! I could feel it from my fingertips down to my- huh? what?

It's not?

I shouldn't?

Oh. kk.

Ratters says it's not polite to kill guys when they think they're gonna get lucky, so I shouldn't blog about it.

Anyway, I had a nice pile of arcane dust which I sent off to Gogmoth, who got to work imbueing his cloth. I can just see those 18-slot bags coming my way now.... Tootles!

8 comments:

sonvar said...

poor poor man. Hopefully you turn his soul shard into something useful.

Khol Drake said...

And this is why the only way to ever work with a warlock is to stab them in the face until they stop twitching.

And then stab them a few more times, just to be sure.

Armond said...

...Owned.

Dobs said...

Stab in the face? Nah, leaves bits and pieces that might come back...

I prefer to send in my pet, wait a few hours and then pitch the remains what get passed into Molten Core.

Just to be on the safe side....

gnomeaggedon.net said...

Arcane Dust... the vendor was a Mage that you reduced to dust?

Ohh uhhh, me thinks I have my stories crossed.. that's the problem when you are a Gnome... so much of the conversation goes over your head....

Anonymous said...

I say nuke from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.

Jezrael said...

Mmm I think Ellspeth should meet Emelin, things could get... demonic. Of course then Jezrael would get all angry and red. The arrow vendor is smiling just thinking about it.

Jack Brown said...

I think Ellspeth is my favorite.