Monday, September 1, 2014

Need More .... Whazzit?

... the ... word. the thing. Ya know, when they's words what was in a book or song or whatevers an' ya wanna say them. Like fer ta be clevers or funny. Like ... umm ...

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

Yeah, that's it. One of them buggers. Whassit called? Cain't really remembers, everythings all buggered up and cloudy ...

"May the Force be with you."

Quote. That's it. That's the blubbernuggin' word. Dang, lookit all them quotes rattlin' around in me brain....

"With great power there must also come great responsibility."

Yeah, sounds like a whole lotta not fun there, thanks. Is one particulars one I's lookin' fer though. One what pertains ta me particular situationalizings here.

"Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died."

Sucks fer ta be him then, don't it? Lessee... mebbe over here...

"Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

Oops. 'Scuse me there, Mick.

"Noah, a man of the soil, was the first to plant a vineyard.  He drank some of the wine and became drunk, and he lay uncovered in his tent.  And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brothers outside."

Seriouslies, dude, ain't nobody wanna see that. Da fuhg that doin' in me brain anyhow?

"They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!"

Maybe they should take drunk nekkid Noah away. Dang, the one quote what I needs. Wherehell is it?

"Never gonna give you-"

Fuhggin' hells, that sure ain't it.

"Spoooon!"

Um ... fork?

"Eight-Six-Seven Five Three-Oh-Niiiiiiiine!"

Ah, Jenny, what a good time that night were. What, you buggers all tried callin' too an' all you got was like lawyers offices an' stuff? Mebbe ya shoulda tried bein' more amazingly virile or sumthin'.

"Houston, we have a problem."

No freakin' kiddin', Houston. I needs the quote, I gonna needs it real soon, is gonna be any second now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what this? Mebbe ... mebbe ... yes! Ah-ha! That's the one what I were lookin' fer.

"With breath, came pain."

Wait, how much pain we talkin' here?

That much, huh? Well, got on with it, I ain't gettin' any younger. Ain't gettin' any older neithers, now that I thinks about it, but you buggers know what I-

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4 comments:

Calamity Jess said...

"Don't call me shirley"

Tome oftheAncient said...

I'll be back.

Kallixta said...

Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight.

Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for... for just such an emergency

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Rosebud.

Steve Hall said...

"STELLA!"