It don't really fit, but I's gonna quote Sting anyhows, 'cause it sounds badass. "I do know your reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Harry ... to go fuck himself."
Let's look at some travel times, shall we?
|Get ta a dungeon with DF:||a few seconds|
|Get ta a dungeon via summoning stone||a few seconds|
|Get ta a dungeon usin' portals||mebbe ten minutes|
|Get ta a dungeon without portals or flyin' mounts||mebbe 20-30 minutes|
|Walk from north Manhattan ta south Manhattan (smallest county in US)||3-4 hours, if'n ya don't get mugged or arrested|
|Around the world in a stripped-down haulin'-arse 747 SP||24 hours|
|Missouri ta Oregon with Lewis and Clark||18 months (mebbe half that if'n ya don't stop ta cruise fer chicks)|
|Simply walk into Mordor (from the Shire)||18 months|
|Sail around the world in 1520||3 years, if'n ya don't get killed fer not bein' a god|
Now, if'n ya feels what gettin' teleported instantlies halfway 'round the world ta Grim Batol be lazy, that's yer call. Is a subjective thing. But if'n ya does, don't be tellin' me what bein' willin ta spend a whole ten ta thirty minutes fer ta get there proves yer some sorta manly-man what has earned more right fer ta play a video game than me and mine. Yer still gettin' one helluva huge speed boost from the game, no matter how ya gets there.
Is there legitimate complaints about some of the choices Blizz makes? Yeah, I'd say so, even if the complaints is about things what don't bother me personalies. But if yer gonna complain about a 99.9% boost while cheerfullies takin' advantage of a 99% boost, I ain't gonna be fuhggin' receptive.