Monday, February 16, 2009

Love Is Still In The Fuhggin' Air

Ever since Kinna went and whacked Big Roy so them pirates could make soap, them reef bulls and reef cows been needing help fer ta gets it on. One would think it'd come naturals, at least after a bit of practice, but apparentlies not.

Anywho, them walrus dudes needs the revenue from they's "Reef Cows Gone Wild" videos fer ta support they's economy, and Kinnavieve is off in Icecrown these days, so guess who done got the job of playin' Peddlefeet.

Lucky me.


Darraxus said...

I hope the bulls are on top as it looks like the cows would squish them.

Khol Drake said...

It's a little known fact that, much like the black widow and praying mantis, the reef cow kills and devours her mate after mating. It's not for lack of practice that the bulls need help, it's fear.