Ezekial 25:17
The path of the righteous bugger is beset on all shides by the inequitizings of the selfish and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good lewts shepherds the shquishies through the Valley of Darknessh, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost flubbernuggers ...hic!. And I will strike down on thee with great vengeance and furious rage those who attempt to poishon and destroy me squishies. And you will know my name is fuhggin Ratshag, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
Kinnavieve:
I'd just as soon kissh a Wookiee.
Phoenicia and Galertruby:
You only give a shite aboot anybody but yuirself. Everyone of yuir classmatesh knows it. You think they'd trust you behind the controls of a plane that they'd have to fly in? I picture you as the kind of guy that'd zip off one day in my F-14 and sell it to the Burning Legion. Right?
Arlaghag! Gallhr glah garrahhalglar!
Shell it to the Tauren, Galertruby, sell it to the Tauren!
Agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahglahhr, ga gallhahl ahhr...hic!
Talk ta meh. Now why would a creepy undead guy like yeh want to sign up for thish kinda abuse?
Glhagl gllha ahhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah. Allgha glah haggalha.
My grandmoother wants ta fly jets! ...hic!
Glah alahgaral gah glahagglha!
We're nae talking aboot flying here, we're talkin' aboot character! ...hic!
Gagglra aglha gaghga glah. Ghallga allag!
Tell meh what Ah wanna hear - Ah want yuir D.O.R.
Agghl hahg!
D.O.R.!
Garhlga aglh gahhaga!
All right, then yeh can foorget it! You're oot!
Aghlahhl glarrh ghalrlhh alhhrga! Gallhr ... glah ...
Garrahhalglar agrhh glagglha!
Garrahhalglar agrhh glaggl-
Gha ghrallhalha aglh.
Gha ghrallhalha aglh.
...hic!
Ellspeth:
Where's ...hic! Where'sh Major Kong?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Hee hee! And then they blew up the whole world! Isn't that sho cool?
Palintera:
You're going to need a bigger boat.
I mean, Cenarius' hairy balls, did you see the size of that fish?
Eeeeeep! Did I just say that?
**blush**
**hide behind Feral**
**giggle**
Danger Mouse:
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard bushiness school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've sseen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SSIXTY-SSEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SHEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GIRL... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? ...hic!
7 comments:
Haha very funny Ratshag, Galertruby is the best by far.
Betelgeuse, ftw.
That is all.
I'm afraid I only recognized Star Wars and Beetlejuice. Should've gotten out to see more movies in high school.
I really, really wish I recognized Ratshag's movie . . . that is just freakin' awesome. Tank to a T.
Rats is Pulp Fiction and Palintera is Jaws. That last one I just can't place it.
Ratters: Pulp Fiction
Kinnavieve: The Empire Strikes Back
Phoenicia and Galertruby: An Officer and a Gentleman
Ellspeth: Dr. Strangelove
Palintera: Jaws
Danger Mouse: Beetlejuice
"Colonel Hogan, please colonel, please tell me it isn't true!"
"what isn't true, Shultz?"
"That Newkirk enlisted in the German army?!?!"
"He's IN the German army, Shultz, and we're no happier about it than you are. But don't worry, he'll come to visit you on furlow."
"I don't want him to visit me, I don't want him in our army, it is against the rules for one man to be in two armies in one war!"
Hogan's Heroes, season 2, disk 4, episode #1.
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