Evil Perfume, Lovely Dresses, and Pie Vendors

So, where did it start? /thoughtful Pali

Oh, right! Feralicious was in Stormwind, where she'd gone to get her haircut. Well, she could have done that in Darnassus, which would have been closer, but she wanted a new tattoo as well, one of those tribal ones that humans are real big on. So, Stormwind.

But, after she was done, she sent me a whisper: "Pali! You gotta come check this out - everyone's putting on perfume and hitting on the NPCs, and they're giving out presents in return. Come! Now!"

So I hearthed out to Shattrath, then took the portal back to Stormwind, and it was just like she said! The guards and vendors and even the beggars were handing out presents - candy and rose petals and rockets and all sorts of things. And the city was filled with the smell of perfume and cologne - everyone was wearing one or the other, and sometimes both. It was crazy.

Well, we had fun putting on perfume and flirting with the guards for presents for a bit, but then this man approached us. "I think there's something wrong in these perfumes and colognes," he said. "Something nefarious. Please, take some to the alchemist and have him analyze them right away." We did, and the alchemist found "traces of substances used in love potions and insidious mind-altering draughts." But who would do such a thing? It was a mystery, and we were going to get to be detectives!

/Excited Pali

The clues led us all the way to the Alterac Mountains. There we found this undead apothecary who was making the perfumes, and we were so going to kick is butt. But then the ghost of his old girlfriend showed up and told him to stop, and he felt really bad and said he would and looked all sad and pathetic, so mostly we just felt sorry for him. And he had some dresses that he was going to use for Phase Two, but since he'd decided not to be evil anymore he said we could have them.
I took a red one, and Feral went with the blue.
/pretty druids

On the way back to Southshore, we stopped to watch the moon set. It was very lovely.
Just between you and me, don't 'licious' back and shoulders look totally hawt? I mean, it just makes me want to ... um ... well ... hmmm ... maybe I should keep that between me and me. Because, well, you know ....
/blushing Pali

We also ran into a troll hermit up in the foothills. He looked pretty lonely, so we partied with him for a while to cheer him up.
Mmmm.... troll sandwich!

When we got to Ironforge, we still had our totally evil perfume and some love tokens, so we had some more fun with NPCs. Feralicious hit on the pie vendor, and he was so excited he gave her a lovely black dress. But she said it looked better on me, and she put her old trousers back on. Wasn't that sweet of her? And she kinda did have a point; I mean, she does look great in tight leather pants and not much else.
The achievement said Flirting With Disaster, but I assure you, there was nothing disastrous about it. Mmm mmm, sweet cherry pie. I mean, we've been-

Omigoddess, is that the sun coming up? Oh, my mom is so going to kill me!

GoddessWatchOverYou, IGottaGo! Bye!