Friday, January 30, 2009

Galertruby's Guide To The Patch 3.1 Cooking Dailies

Garhhl. Gahhl galha Garrrahhalagh.

Gaghaha aglah agghr laghalagh grahagl, gaghaha glhahg agrgha laghahrag. Glhaggla agg larhg galhagga ghaha alahg, glah, gahaghga gahlgal allahg glha. Glhahgl agl grah, algghaha, agraha, glha!

Grah: Aglha Ghallrahag Aggaha
Glahlga agghl gla, gahragha allhagaggh gahrgha arlhg, gah.

Aghahll garhhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allha, garrharlh agghal ga arhhh galahhargh. Glallh garrh, gahhlahglahhr agglh ahghlagl glagglha ga arhhh. Glahgrl gha ahhagha gahhlrag agghalah arhgl. Gahha glra glha arghlha lagaha grah.

Algghaha: Glaha Garhagla Lhahaggla
Gahlga argglha glahg, gahaga arahglaga gahagrha, gah.

Gahall glahl aggha laghl, glah agh gahlaghahall glagghah aghagl. Gahhll garhh ahhghr glahh gallagh, agh grrhal. Gaghaha glhahg agrgha laghahrag. Gllha garrharlh aglhha gahllragl. Gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh, gahhl aghhr.

Agraha: Arhragga Glhah Gahaggalalg
Gahlga alhgagl gaha, ghalagrla glahg agglh, gah.

Glhagl gllha ahhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allhag gllha garrharlh, aglhha gahllragl gllah aghhrla. Gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh. Allhag ahhr agrghagllha ahhghr, glhahg. Aglha gallh gahll gahrrallah agglh ahghlagl, agh glahhgl glahhgl garrh gahhlahglahhr.

Glha: Laglha Arhg Gaghhahg
Glahlga ghalga lhargla, grahalg ghaha arggla, gah.

Glahhgrl glah arrlh aggrhala gahhl glha. Glahg grahhglh glhhlhalha gahhr garrha, aglh glhha gharhl. Glhagl gllha ahhr glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allhag. Gllha garrharlh aglhha gahllragl. Gllah aghhrla gahhllrah gah glaghhlh glahh, gahhl aghhr garahhghlahhrgh aghraahl glhahhl gahhlah.


Darraxus said...

I love Galertruby. Some day he should get a jaw implant just so we can understand what he says. Kinda like when the rabbit finally got the trix.....then yuo could take it away again.

krizzlybear said...

mmmm...leather boots and shoveltusk meat. Galer has exquisite taste imo.

Khol Drake said...

I never thought of the cooking dailies that way. Galertruby truly is an enlightened soul.

Kay said...

"gah." Indeed, Galertruby has a knack for getting right to the heart of every issue.

Game Dame said...

Galertruby's logo has got to be about the funniest one I've ever seen. I love these posts.

Klinderas said...

Even if Galertruby had a lower jaw, he would have completely forgotten how to use it.

"Ghlahr glah"

azerothian said...

In the section called Grah: Aglha Ghallrahag Aggaha, you're clearly mistaken - you say that (and I quote):

Aghahll GARHHR glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allha

I am sure you meant to say:

Aghahll GARHHRAR glahhlglhaarhga ghallah allha

You're welcome.

Fuzzy Porcupine Paws said...

Perhaps Galertruby is allergic to jawbones, thus explaining why so many offers to replace his jaw have failed.

Shawndra said...

I wish Galertruby would tag along while I master these cooking dailies. I would never have thought to use Glowing Flesh of the Beast. Does that give extra flavor, or help it cook faster?

Kusamoto said...

I think I've learned more about playing WoW from Galertruby than I ever did from thottbot or WowWiki.

Anonymous said...

Ohhh at least now we *definitely* know what "gah" means in Galertruby-speak!

Dave said...

Undead. Check.
Unholy. Check.
Unintelligable. Check.

Unhinged. Literally.