Don't mean I don't love'em, though.
This tasty piece of dwarf flesh be me new friend Triggy. Say hello, you buggers. She's smart, friendly, and laughs like a drunken chipmunk. And she ain't admitted it, but I can tell she's totally into me orcish virility - so awesomes it leaks through me dwarf disguise.
She and me been knocking out some quests in the Wetlands together. Fer us Hordies, Wetlands is just a big forgettable soggy piece of in-the-way between Hammerfall and Kargath, what you gots to walk across one time, then you can fly over after that. But them Alliance buggers live there, so they gotta deal with all them gnolls and oozes and dark Iron dwarves. And having a friend along who knows the terrain sure helps.
But on to the part where she's a little nuts. See that reddish-greenish legs and fangs thing beside her? That used to be Naraxis, a dang elusive bug. Triggy done spent seven hours in his cave in Duskwood, waiting fer him ta show his face. Great googly moogly. But he eventually turned up and she tamed his crunchy arse. And now she got herself the uniquestish spider in Azeroth (except maybes this other one - depends on yer definitions I figger). She also tamed that black lion what lurks around the Barrens, too. So good fer her. Even if she do be nuts.
But now that creepy bugger needs a name. Naraxnaphobia or sumthin'. Anybody gots any good ideas?